Lenmcharristar 10,337 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Arab, right there Jeeves, where that fish rose is where I'm going to build a mosque, so we can have Arabian nights on the spey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,337 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Aladdin, up there on that hillside is where it happened mr mcgregor, Ewan, what happened, Aladdin when the hunt master said to mount the horse I had no idea that he ment to get on the saddle, when they beat me out of the back of it, I explained that I thought we were having a group orgie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Sniff these fingers Ewan That right 13 year old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted February 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Some of these are close to the bone!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Some of these are close to the bone!! you put a pic with an Arab sheikh in it what did you expect lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Sorry I missed a bit off I was referring to his 13 year old Camel Fatimah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 English guy : " i cant help but notice that at some point you have had your hand stitched back on " Arab : " Yes, i won my appeal " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,036 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Look Ewan, it's like this......if I don't catch a fuckimg fish I will cut your white head off and burn the rest of you in a cage !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Are you sure this is the Yemen? And we are allowed to Salmon fish here? TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 English guy : " i cant help but notice that at some point you have had your hand stitched back on " Arab : " Yes, i won my appeal " otherwise I would've got was a slap on the wrist ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Sorry for the delay guys. Here's a decent one to pass the next couple of weeks, could provide some controversial ones but ultimately it'll hopefully produce some funnies. Enjoy!!! For Christ sake tell these people I'm not Peter Andre ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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