haymin 2,465 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lol 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lol Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lol School trip??? You like em young then? Well if there's grass in the field....lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lol can picture the scene now........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 ?shes a young 43 ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lol can picture the scene now........ iil video it next time give me a couple of weeks when she's speaking to me again lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lolcan picture the scene now........ iil video it next time give me a couple of weeks when she's speaking to me again lol i bet mate lol give me 5 mins and ill nip and measure banner for you.......totally forgot lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lolcan picture the scene now........ iil video it next time give me a couple of weeks when she's speaking to me again lol i bet mate lol give me 5 mins and ill nip and measure banner for you.......totally forgot lol 6 x 4....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Me being a morning person and like to annoy my bird probably to much lol woke up at the back of six this morning just lying there ,Anne was fast asleep so I throw the quilt off and got up quick and said we've slept in pmsl she got up fast as f**k and said o god iv got a school trip this morning f**k f**k f**k , then she looked at me and said you b*****d lol i was pissing my self had to share this been pissing my self all day thinking about it lol , what a catch I am lolcan picture the scene now........ iil video it next time give me a couple of weeks when she's speaking to me again lol i bet mate lol give me 5 mins and ill nip and measure banner for you.......totally forgot lol 6 x 4....... cool laddie ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Jim, yer a card bud ! lol Mines wid have booted yer bollocks for it ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayrshire Lass 74 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Jim, yer a card bud ! lol Mines wid have booted yer bollocks for it ! Your's wouldn't have been in Haymins bed! PMSL, x 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 I love that shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. I'm sure if you ask him nicely Dave he'll let you suck him off......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. I'm sure if you ask him nicely Dave he'll let you suck him off......... Every subject seems to end in you talking about sucking someone off or bumming them. Is there anything you'd like to tell us? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. You're such a joker Jim. She's a very lucky lady indeed. I'm sure if you ask him nicely Dave he'll let you suck him off......... Every subject seems to end in you talking about sucking someone off or bumming them. Is there anything you'd like to tell us? Not for the first time and I'll bet certainly not for the last, that's you exaggerated something david.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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