gnasher16 29,754 Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." Nearly pissed my pants then....... Just as well i never as i bought them off Julian Dicks sisters neighbor who drove him in a mini cab once.......apparently Julian once wore them for an fa cup 4th round replay and he gave them to him as he didnt have the fare......they are hanging on my bedroom wall now which makes me and the Terminator pretty much related !.....................its who you know see Edited February 20, 2014 by gnasher16 2 Link to post Share on other sites
oneredtrim 148 Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." Nearly pissed my pants then....... Just as well i never as i bought them off Julian Dicks sisters neighbor who drove him in a mini cab once.......apparently Julian once wore them for an fa cup 4th round replay and he gave them to him as he didnt have the fare......they are hanging on my bedroom wall now which makes me and the Terminator pretty much related !.....................its who you know see If it's who you know Lennie..then you want to sack your 'in the know on very good authority Maxhardcore ticket expert'. Edited February 20, 2014 by oneredtrim Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,754 Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." Nearly pissed my pants then....... Just as well i never as i bought them off Julian Dicks sisters neighbor who drove him in a mini cab once.......apparently Julian once wore them for an fa cup 4th round replay and he gave them to him as he didnt have the fare......they are hanging on my bedroom wall now which makes me and the Terminator pretty much related !.....................its who you know see If it's who you know Lennie..then you want to sack your 'in the know on very good authority Maxhardcore ticket expert'. Awwww bless,the bottom lip going is it son ............its called a ticket tout who happens to be a pal.....dont go getting all confrontational again Sooty you,ll end up either posting a link to a 5000 page essay or start talking in riddles nobody can understand to try and bore me into submission again......so ok ok ok..... i cur out you win ......lunch ! Edited February 20, 2014 by gnasher16 Link to post Share on other sites
oneredtrim 148 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." Nearly pissed my pants then....... Just as well i never as i bought them off Julian Dicks sisters neighbor who drove him in a mini cab once.......apparently Julian once wore them for an fa cup 4th round replay and he gave them to him as he didnt have the fare......they are hanging on my bedroom wall now which makes me and the Terminator pretty much related !.....................its who you know see If it's who you know Lennie..then you want to sack your 'in the know on very good authority Maxhardcore ticket expert'. "Max i dont need to do anything quite as strenous as collecting evidence.......its a lot more simple than that..........make a phonecall........wait an hour for a phonecall back.....done .....................your ticket reference number is not for the West Ham/Sunderland game at The Boleyn........or any other game at The Boleyn" Like I said lennie the bull owner, if you don't know and your expert down the blower don't....then it's time to sack him and start sending presents. Edited February 21, 2014 by oneredtrim Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,479 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." I've got a picture of king George riding a bike........! Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,754 Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 "Meow? You on about cats kid? I once stroked Alan Ball's old moggie. 150,000 fleas it had on its head, a record. That was in the pre frontline days, it's a record that will stand forever.. Then I got bit by Stuart Pierce's uncles budgie,,etc, etc.." Nearly pissed my pants then....... Just as well i never as i bought them off Julian Dicks sisters neighbor who drove him in a mini cab once.......apparently Julian once wore them for an fa cup 4th round replay and he gave them to him as he didnt have the fare......they are hanging on my bedroom wall now which makes me and the Terminator pretty much related !.....................its who you know see If it's who you know Lennie..then you want to sack your 'in the know on very good authority Maxhardcore ticket expert'. "Max i dont need to do anything quite as strenous as collecting evidence.......its a lot more simple than that..........make a phonecall........wait an hour for a phonecall back.....done .....................your ticket reference number is not for the West Ham/Sunderland game at The Boleyn........or any other game at The Boleyn" Like I said lennie the bull owner, if you don't know and your expert down the blower don't....then it's time to sack him and start sending presents. f**k me how desperate are you getting.........maybe i,ll start dissecting old posts of yours as you are really really important to me !........Wait no i did that once ages ago and you sniveled away like a little girl....prat ! Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 quality Link to post Share on other sites
oneredtrim 148 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 'he was the sort of fella..would'nt know his own ticket..ya folla' Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Oneredtrim, your one interesting guy mate. Type of c**t I reckon I could get on with:D Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,998 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Oneredtrim, your one interesting guy mate. Type of c**t I reckon I could get on with:D Really ??? He talks like he does,,,because HE thinks it gives himself a kind of aura,,, an allmost Intellectual self importance all bound up in a down to earth working class shell..... In reality most of us down to earth working class lads are not impressed ....... Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Oneredtrim, your one interesting guy mate. Type of c**t I reckon I could get on with:DReally ??? He talks like he does,,,because HE thinks it gives himself a kind of aura,,, an allmost Intellectual self importance all bound up in a down to earth working class shell..... In reality most of us down to earth working class lads are not impressed ....... Maybe I'm smarter than you tomo, I wasn't talking about his delivery, I was talking about his content. Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,998 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Lol.... Maybe you are,,, Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 only kidden tomo. It's not the way he talks though, it's what he says. He knows a lot of stuff, I wish I'd took him serious a while ago. I only actually started reading his posts after he had that argument regarding fitness in the army with born hunter, I found it fascinating whereas before I just thought he was a nutter and skipped his posts Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,998 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yeh,,, I understand the difference between, context and content,,, you don't need to explain it me cos I'm thick,,,lol Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 :clapper: Link to post Share on other sites
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