scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I must have a least 20 of the f***ing things in the drawer,and not one of them works 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,301 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Got an old bureau type thing, used to keep gun/hunting bits and bobs in it, anyway was looking for something the other week, and in one draw must have 30 clipper lighters in it either no gas or no flint or both , a few of them smelly zippos too. Brass kingsize rizla paper holder, and similar shit. Mustnt of added or taken away from that draw for over 12 year?! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 lol same mate,no flints no gas,cant even cannabilise one,hence the reason they are in drawer.might invest in a packet of flints and gas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I've got loads of clippers here in various states of repair in a tin in the kitchen! I try to keep gas and flints in the house to repair them as I go. I find there are two types of people out there, the ones that buy lighters and the ones who 'acquire' them. My mate is a b*****d for it, I make him turn his pockets out before he leaves after coming round for a drink! We call him pockets of plenty, if we don't keep an eye on him he'll clear up! He don't do it on purpose, he just automatically puts a lighter in his pocket after he sparks up out of habit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 malt thats exactly why im in this f***ing prediciment. mate popped in for f***ing 5mins and taxed my lighter.text him to bring it back,and guess what no reply lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 We used to steal the pull out bit from each others clippers and see who could amass the most Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 malt thats exactly why im in this f*****g prediciment. mate popped in for f*****g 5mins and taxed my lighter.text him to bring it back,and guess what no reply lol Mate there's nothing worse! Waking up with a hangover after a good drink and not being able to find a lighter sucks! Use the cooker, pain in the arse having to do it all the time! You got any candles there? Done that before.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 aye thats what i did,lit a candle of the grill. lol f***ing grim eh oh and cookers are the bain of my life.put a macoroni meal in it other day,and must have not pierced the lid. boom inner oven glass door,shattered into a million bits lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 aye thats what i did,lit a candle of the grill. lol f*****g grim eh oh and cookers are the bain of my life.put a macoroni meal in it other day,and must have not pierced the lid. boom inner oven glass door,shattered into a million bits lol f***ing hell, that must have made some bang! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I actually tend to spot the odd Zippo (or replica I've been given) around here, now and then. There's one behind me, on my book shelf. Buried in dust but, still recognisable as a lighter. Just! I believe there's one in the kitchen, somewhere? I also reckon there's most likely one buried amongst the shit harbouring, buried under Years of deep dust, behind / under this screen too. Oh; And f**k knows what's in that half crushed, cardboard box of old bits and pieces I haven't touched in a twelve month! Got to be one or two in there! Crazy as f**k. Gave up smoking ~ pretty much all of a sudden. Don't see anyone. No one to give f**king lighters too. They've just sort of taken root where they lay. I don't Collect them then. I just sort of live around them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 aye it did go bang lol luckily it didnt break the main glass door, still going to cost me £52 to replace lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 malt thats exactly why im in this f*****g prediciment. mate popped in for f*****g 5mins and taxed my lighter.text him to bring it back,and guess what no reply lol I'm guilty of that canny mind the last time I bought a lighter. To be fair, all my mates are the same. Same with pens. I'll tell you what's worse than them taking your lighter scot, f***ing off with your skins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 always got skins lol hopefully soon that will be a thing of the past,going to buy a vapouriser Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) got loads of zippos that dont work always buying packs of disposables from the £1 shop ---but can never find em end up taking the mrs giant box of cooks matchs out Edited January 31, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 yon big huge boxes stig lol you wont get that in your pocket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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