Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) I was going to wish everyone a very Happy , but apparently " ", is exclusional and non-inclusive, so has been banned from use. There are some people who do not take part in , and we cannot allow them to feel marginalised any longer! So, a few sensible steps have been introduced, to increase the feeling of community cohesion, that we all feel is so important at this time of year............................ You will no longer give presents, send your family cards, or attend your work's party. We must all be careful not to indulge in too much " spirit" tonight, and there will be no more debate about who will have the No.1 song. You will no longer be allowed to justify your friend's actions by saying "Go on - it's " , to suggest that " is for the kids" or that " only comes once a year". I'm sure that if we all follow these simple and sensible guidelines,not only will your degree of enjoyment be enormously reduced, but the season will be one that we will all remember for a very long time and for all the right reasons, and our multicultural, inclusive community will be enhanced into a beneficial and mutually positive experience, that we can all learn from ! Happy non-denominational winter festivities to you all ! ............................ (Happy Christmas, everyone ! BB) Edited December 24, 2013 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I was going to wish everyone a very Happy , but apparently " ", is exclusional and non-inclusive, so has been banned from use. There are some people who do not take part in , and we cannot allow them to feel marginalised any longer! So, a few sensible steps have been introduced, to increase the feeling of community cohesion, that we all feel is so important at this time of year............................ You will no longer give presents, send your family cards, or attend your work's party. We must all be careful not to indulge in too much " spirit" tonight, and there will be no more debate about who will have the No.1 song. You will no longer be allowed to justify your friend's actions by saying "Go on - it's " , to suggest that " is for the kids" or that " only comes once a year". I'm sure that if we all follow these simple and sensible guidelines,not only will your degree of enjoyment be enormously reduced, but the season will be one that we will all remember for a very long time and for all the right reasons, and our multicultural, inclusive community will be enhanced into a beneficial and mutually positive experience, that we can all learn from ! Happy non-denominational winter festivities to you all ! ............................ (Happy Christmas, everyone ! BB) That would be a funny post if it weren't such a true reflection of the way things are heading Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 ہم آپ کو ایک میری کرسمس اور نیا سال مبارک کی خواہش!..........................and let the thought police find me !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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