Blackbriar 8,569 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I lived in South London for 12 years and it was just like this............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9Xh4A5dFA Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,741 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Garden gate? What a Toby!!. What you are if you dont know Lol I speak in colloquialisms and a local dialect which draws on Patois, Romany, Urdu, old English and rhyming slang. However, I've never used the term "Garden Gate" to describe a friend or "Mr Magoo" to describe something as being gospel or 24 carat. I have never heard anyone ever use the term. Maybe you've read too many Jamie Oliver cookbooks. What part of the Romany/Urdu /patois does the term " silly c**t" come from? Lol 1 Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I lived in South London for 12 years and it was just like this............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9Xh4A5dFA . Lol fooking class Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Garden gate? What a Toby!!. What you are if you dont know Lol I speak in colloquialisms and a local dialect which draws on Patois, Romany, Urdu, old English and rhyming slang. However, I've never used the term "Garden Gate" to describe a friend or "Mr Magoo" to describe something as being gospel or 24 carat. I have never heard anyone ever use the term. Maybe you've read too many Jamie Oliver cookbooks. What part of the Romany/Urdu /patois does the term " silly c**t" come from? Lol . Lol Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) You carnt beat a portion of bullshite lol make's the day go bye by god!!!!! Lol Edited November 22, 2013 by gonetoearth Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 More genuine cockneys............................ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3E-07EaZw Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Garden gate? What a Toby!!. What you are if you dont know LolI speak in colloquialisms and a local dialect which draws on Patois, Romany, Urdu, old English and rhyming slang. However, I've never used the term "Garden Gate" to describe a friend or "Mr Magoo" to describe something as being gospel or 24 carat. I have never heard anyone ever use the term. Maybe you've read too many Jamie Oliver cookbooks.What part of the Romany/Urdu /patois does the term " silly c**t" come from? Lol lol!!! I'd normally say "silly eyed c@nt" or "spunky eyed c@nt" to add a bit of local flavour! I'm from a little village called Mitcham. We're actually classed as Surrey but we could spit into Tooting, Streatham and Wimbledon...............and we usually did!! Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 The problem is "silly c@nt" is a term of endearment to me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,741 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) Garden gate? What a Toby!!. What you are if you dont know LolI speak in colloquialisms and a local dialect which draws on Patois, Romany, Urdu, old English and rhyming slang. However, I've never used the term "Garden Gate" to describe a friend or "Mr Magoo" to describe something as being gospel or 24 carat. I have never heard anyone ever use the term. Maybe you've read too many Jamie Oliver cookbooks.What part of the Romany/Urdu /patois does the term " silly c**t" come from? Lol lol!!! I'd normally say "silly eyed c@nt" or "spunky eyed c@nt" to add a bit of local flavour! I'm from a little village called Mitcham. We're actually classed as Surrey but we could spit into Tooting, Streatham and Wimbledon...............and we usually did!! Mitcham !!!! .......... That's like saying Rainham is the east end !! ........you ain't a south London boy, your a yuppie from the burbs !! Edited November 22, 2013 by WILF 2 Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,741 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! I've got a SW London postcode on my birth cert, At least I'm a South Londoner at a push eh? Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,741 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 In the immortal words of The Clash "We live by the river" Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Garden gate? What a Toby!!. What you are if you dont know LolI speak in colloquialisms and a local dialect which draws on Patois, Romany, Urdu, old English and rhyming slang. However, I've never used the term "Garden Gate" to describe a friend or "Mr Magoo" to describe something as being gospel or 24 carat. I have never heard anyone ever use the term. Maybe you've read too many Jamie Oliver cookbooks.What part of the Romany/Urdu /patois does the term " silly c**t" come from? Lollol!!! I'd normally say "silly eyed c@nt" or "spunky eyed c@nt" to add a bit of local flavour!I'm from a little village called Mitcham. We're actually classed as Surrey but we could spit into Tooting, Streatham and Wimbledon...............and we usually did!! Mitcham !!!! .......... That's like saying Rainham is the east end !! ........you ain't a south London boy, your a yuppie from the burbs !! Hahahahahahahahaha!! My first job after school was in the West End, the firm had an office in Soho square. I used to think it was good that I lived out where there was open space and I could run rabbits and foxes with my dog. Open space??? Haha, once you left Mitcham common you were either in Croydon, the industrial estate leading to the back of the Purley way or the housing estate that I lived on. I thought that I'd never want to move away. I still work there, my office is in Croydon and my blokes work in Southwark, Lambeth and Wandsworth. Occasionally venturing over the water, into the twilight zone, if the money's right. But when I leave of a night I thank fcuk that I don't live anywhere near there now. Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,365 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I ain't a cockney, I'm from South London, completely different breed! ....I thought you was a Man City fan the other week hows that work then 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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