baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 dont have a microwave and the council still havent lifted the f*****g cooker lol a lad I used to work with in Salford put his cooker outside his front door, went back inside cos the phone rang, went back out to move the cooker round the side of the house and it had already been lifted by one of the neighbours :laugh: That's how scot got it in the first place 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 called them a second time,and they came and still didnt lift it, something about they dont lift above the waist. Seriously? Tell them to send 2 taller c**ts next time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 lol yea im serious.i have a 4 ft gate,that they would need lift the cooker over.they wont do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 lol yea im serious.i have a 4 ft gate,that they would need lift the cooker over.they wont do it. Can it not fit through the gate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 lol yea im serious.i have a 4 ft gate,that they would need lift the cooker over.they wont do it. Can it not fit through the gate? yeah it'll fit through the gate....that's why they have to lift it over 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 no its just that bit to narrow,thats the problem they have.oh and they arrive in a van with tail gate lift,and there is always 3 of them lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 no its just that bit to narrow,thats the problem they have.oh and they arrive in a van with tail gate lift,and there is always 3 of them lol You not got any mates who could lift it into the street with you before they come? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 lol yea im serious.i have a 4 ft gate,that they would need lift the cooker over.they wont do it.Can it not fit through the gate? yeah it'll fit through the gate....that's why they have to lift it over its a f***ing cooker mate, they generally have atleast one narrower side that can fit through a gate lol. Most gates are as wide as front doors, I'm imagining it fit through the door lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 aye but why should i lift it,its a matter of principle now.i could get a mate to stick it in back of his van but f**k that. its been outside for ages ill get manky lol i stay in a mid so to take it out the door,i woould need to bring it through my living room.again f**k that! i have tucked it away behind the bin out of sight,and there it will stay,till it rots away and then they can maybe fit it through the gate.or by that time the gate may have rotted away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theman 17 Posted August 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Sounds like you've said to much already to me,you admitted it to not only us but to the old bill as well in your statement maybe? so you've only yourself to blame.I know that sounds bad but it ain't ment like that but the worse thing anyone can do is admit anything and the cps is going for it because you've admitted doing it and chances are although you were only telling the truth you will get found guilty because you are . You sound silly where did i say i chucked it on him??? :hmm: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 aye but why should i lift it,its a matter of principle now.i could get a mate to stick it in back of his van but f**k that. its been outside for ages ill get manky lol i stay in a mid so to take it out the door,i woould need to bring it through my living room.again f**k that! i have tucked it away behind the bin out of sight,and there it will stay,till it rots away and then they can maybe fit it through the gate.or by that time the gate may have rotted away. Jeezo what a hassle lol. Hope it rots soon mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Bloody hell scot don't you have scrap men up your way? TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 If you end up representing yourself, remember there's no such thing as an accident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Bloody hell scot don't you have scrap men up your way? TC I was gonna say that TC, we have about 6 of them round here, there`d be a fight over it... One of the fukkers comes round at 8.00 on a sunday morning! Ringing his facking bell.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,423 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) Sounds like you've said to much already to me,you admitted it to not only us but to the old bill as well in your statement maybe? so you've only yourself to blame.I know that sounds bad but it ain't ment like that but the worse thing anyone can do is admit anything and the cps is going for it because you've admitted doing it and chances are although you were only telling the truth you will get found guilty because you are . You sound silly where did i say i chucked it on him??? :hmm: Ok i got the you chucked it on him bit wrong but you admitted it was your coffee that went from your cup to his shirt.I'd say that was silly myself but good luck anyway mate Edited August 7, 2013 by fireman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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