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every time i post what we found when lamping lab jumps straight on it so im not going to bother :D

I think your doubting yourself now...... Lol

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Once lamped a midget running hell for leather up a road miles from anywhere..?? :icon_eek:

My mate pulled along side him as ran for his life... "You alright?" he asked honestly.. :huh:

The little fella turned and spat out "Feck off yer Pleb"..!! And carried on legging it into the distance.. :blink:

My mates face was a fecking picture, didn't know whether to cry or batter him..! I pissed meself laughing for the rest of the night..!! :toast::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I remember being out dogging one night and this stupid gypsy lad kept following me round, the woman I was with had enough and threw me out bollock naked, as I was running down this lane these 2 scousers pulled up and said "You alright lar !!"

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Once lamped a midget running hell for leather up a road miles from anywhere..?? :icon_eek:

My mate pulled along side him as ran for his life... "You alright?" he asked honestly.. :huh:

The little fella turned and spat out "Feck off yer Pleb"..!! And carried on legging it into the distance.. :blink:

My mates face was a fecking picture, didn't know whether to cry or batter him..! I pissed meself laughing for the rest of the night..!! :toast::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I remember being out dogging one night and this stupid gypsy lad kept following me round, the woman I was with had enough and threw me out bollock naked, as I was running down this lane these 2 scousers pulled up and said "You alright lar !!"

 

it wasnt you because he was shouting,,,,,butty and mun :laugh:

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Once lamped a midget running hell for leather up a road miles from anywhere..?? :icon_eek:

My mate pulled along side him as ran for his life... "You alright?" he asked honestly.. :huh:

The little fella turned and spat out "Feck off yer Pleb"..!! And carried on legging it into the distance.. :blink:

My mates face was a fecking picture, didn't know whether to cry or batter him..! I pissed meself laughing for the rest of the night..!! :toast::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I remember being out dogging one night and this stupid gypsy lad kept following me round, the woman I was with had enough and threw me out bollock naked, as I was running down this lane these 2 scousers pulled up and said "You alright lar !!"

 

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Never been lamping ~ far to scary to go out in the dark :icon_eek:

 

Too right, mate! Trip over shit and all sorts! That's why I do all my lamping around noon, preferably on a sunny day. Beam goes further too.

Plus you might come across Lab knocking one out over the windscreen of some lovers

That was a one off and to be fair I was confused. I mean who calls a place a "park and ride" ffs!!!!

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I know when I've been on walks before around the local woods, you come to a part where there's clothes thrown over bushes and hanging from tree branches… I'll walk the other way :-/

 

I now my mate I go on my permissions with, before I joined him he had countless incidents where he's set up camp for the night, got his hunting equipment ready for some rabbit head popping and a few cars pull up in the field for some dogging session XD said he had to stay till they went or he'd be caught in the headlights on the way back to his car.

 

Still giggling now XD

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Once lamped a midget running hell for leather up a road miles from anywhere..?? :icon_eek:

My mate pulled along side him as ran for his life... "You alright?" he asked honestly.. :huh:

The little fella turned and spat out "Feck off yer Pleb"..!! And carried on legging it into the distance.. :blink:

My mates face was a fecking picture, didn't know whether to cry or batter him..! I pissed meself laughing for the rest of the night..!! :toast::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I remember being out dogging one night and this stupid gypsy lad kept following me round, the woman I was with had enough and threw me out bollock naked, as I was running down this lane these 2 scousers pulled up and said "You alright lar !!"

 

 

Haha beat me to it...was just going to ask why you were up in Liverpool that night :laugh:

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