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Well i read on Facebook today that Tarquin was turned down for no less than 4 jobs today....i'm sure he wont mind me telling you this as we are all a big hunting family..... One of the jobs was for

lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife !   Fake tans and freckles !!  

Ruby i think your getting a bit mixed up...i should have made myself clear. My offer was off £100 per week but your bed/breakfast was costing you £100...............hows the job looking now?...

 

 

f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha

lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife !

 

Fake tans and freckles !!

 

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You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................ :whistling:

 

Of course I do mate.......I'm covered in them. :D

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f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha

lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife !

 

Fake tans and freckles !!

 

:laugh:

 

You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................ :whistling:

 

Of course I do mate.......I'm covered in them. :D

 

Funny cause FG says youve none................ :laugh:

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:laugh: cheers for giving people more ammunition to rip the piss out of me with you ginger fart.....£100 a week and a room in your palace and i'll be your skivvy Lab....hint hint :whistling:

That might work actually.............. :hmm: Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?.......... :angel:

 

 

Well since there's f**k all else to do up there i would do 40 hours a week for that :laugh: as long as you weren't after sexual favours like!!! :icon_eek:

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:laugh: cheers for giving people more ammunition to rip the piss out of me with you ginger fart.....£100 a week and a room in your palace and i'll be your skivvy Lab....hint hint :whistling:

That might work actually.............. :hmm: Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?.......... :angel:

 

 

Well since there's f**k all else to do up there i would do 40 hours a week for that :laugh: as long as you weren't after sexual favours like!!! :icon_eek:

 

 

What on earth do you think you'd have to do for that kind of money? A jock offering you free board and £3 an hour? You certainly won't be the same person after. They'd have to change your title to lab's resident ***** bucket. :laugh:

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f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha

lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife !

 

Fake tans and freckles !!

 

:laugh:

 

You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................ :whistling:

 

Of course I do mate.......I'm covered in them. :D

 

Funny cause FG says youve none................ :laugh:

 

She does wear glasses mind. :D

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:laugh: cheers for giving people more ammunition to rip the piss out of me with you ginger fart.....£100 a week and a room in your palace and i'll be your skivvy Lab....hint hint :whistling:

That might work actually.............. :hmm: Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?.......... :angel:

 

 

Well since there's f**k all else to do up there i would do 40 hours a week for that :laugh: as long as you weren't after sexual favours like!!! :icon_eek:

 

 

What on earth do you think you'd have to do for that kind of money? A jock offering you free board and £3 an hour? You certainly won't be the same person after. They's have to change your title to lab's resident ***** bucket. :laugh:

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Lab's too tight to even get a plumber in nevermind give me £100 a week for doing all the shite jobs round the place :D

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Ruby i think your getting a bit mixed up...i should have made myself clear. My offer was off £100 per week but your bed/breakfast was costing you £100...............hows the job looking now?... :laugh:

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Ruby i think your getting a bit mixed up...i should have made myself clear. My offer was off £100 per week but your bed/breakfast was costing you £100...............hows the job looking now?... :laugh:

 

Shite you rotten sod :laugh:

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Ruby i think your getting a bit mixed up...i should have made myself clear. My offer was off £100 per week but your bed/breakfast was costing you £100...............hows the job looking now?... :laugh:

 

Shite you rotten sod :laugh:

 

 

Don't do it! The whole idea is too ghastly to think of. Lab in his smoking jacket and pipe beckoning the youngster over for one of his "special tasks". :icon_eek: Makes me shudder. :laugh:

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Get yourself some farm work.

Get yourself round chapping doors and you might be surprised at this time of year.

If you can drive all the better.

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I've been looking for farming/estate worker jobs but can't seem to find any that will take me on, i can drive but no car. Might take a walk tomorrow, not many farms round here though.

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Tarquin have you tried Nev at the call centre, he'll sort you a job and a date if your struggling. :D

i saw that in my mates house other night lol i couldnt work for him,prob a real nice fella,but i couldnt be doing with his patter.

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Get yourself some farm work.

Get yourself round chapping doors and you might be surprised at this time of year.

If you can drive all the better.

:thumbs:

 

I've been looking for farming/estate worker jobs but can't seem to find any that will take me on, i can drive but no car. Might take a walk tomorrow, not many farms round here though.

 

 

http://www.4xtrahands.com/

 

Even if you have to bluff your way onto a job go for it :icon_eek:

Tractor driving isn't rocket science, harvest work like carting grain and silage is piss easy and long hours = $$

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