Muslim Strip Club Open In Bradford

[pip1968 2,490]

A Paki has been run over by a reversing car.

Police are appealing for the driver to come forward.

[firepower 68]

Racist b*stards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah just kidding.

[morton 5,369]

Racist b*stards.

 

 

 

Less of the barsteward.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah just kidding.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Muslim guy dies and finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks a bit surprised and says, "Sorry - no Muslims."

"Why not?", asks Abdul. "Because that's the rules," replies St.Peter.

The Muslim thinks for a minute and says, "But I've done lots to help Christians in my life!" "Really?", says St.Peter a little intrigued, "Like what?"

"Well", says the Muslim,"Last week I saw an appeal for the Salvation Army homeless shelter and I sent £10. A couple of days ago, I was at the hospital and I saw a Scanner Appeal collection, and I put £20 in the tin. And only yesterday, A homeless man asked me to help him, and I gave him £20 too !Surely my good deeds must count for something?"

St.Peter has a long think, and says,"Tell you what -I'll have a word with God and see what He says.Wait here"

He closes the gates and disappears.A few minutes later, he comes back and says, "I've talked it over with God. He says here's your £50 back, now f*k off!"

[pip1968 2,490]

What does a Paki girl dip into her tea?

Her moustache

 

 

 

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "mother."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"

[walshie 2,804]

A Muslim in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death.

We're having a collection for his family.

So far, we've got litres!

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding? To keep the flies off the bride.

 

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and blame the Jews!

 

How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? Dress her up as a goat.

Edited April 14, 2013 by Blackbriar

[bob.243 9,978]

I had a upsetting phone call in work: my mother phoned me and said there were Muslims in our family tree. I went straight home and I'm glad I did - they looked so good hanging from there.

 

Q: What do you call a Muslim woman on birth-control?
A: Making the world safer.

 

Q: An Egyptian, A Syrian, and an Iraqi jump off a bridge, who hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a shit?

[pip1968 2,490]

I just lost my job from the car wash after a Pakistani asked, "How much for a full wash?"

"We only do cars," was apparently not a suitable response.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

what's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse? There's no fun in beating a dead horse

[pip1968 2,490]

A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the f**k do you want?"

"I am here for Jesus." says the Paki.

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."

[dytkos 18,036]

On a more serious note

 

 

I worked in Bradford in 1977, stayed near one of the Rippers victims was killed

and there was loads of pubs (Mannnigham Lane/Leeds road) where there

were Paki pubs with white strippers every lunchtime and evening!

 

Cheers, D.

 

PS. What do you call a good looking Paki?

 

As if

[Blackbriar 8,569]

On a more serious note

 

 

I worked in Bradford in 1977, stayed near one of the Rippers victims was killed

and there was loads of pubs (Mannnigham Lane/Leeds road) where there

were Paki pubs with white strippers every lunchtime and evening!

 

Cheers, D.

 

PS. What do you call a good looking Paki?

 

As if

Or a Paki who's had a bath.........

[AXUM 255]

yet you fellas go to church on sunday and worship a "raghead" from middle east who did "miracle" lol the irony

[paulus 26]