christian71 3,187 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Found on the Fridge My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,293 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 sad but true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.philmypower. 26 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Lol Love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,949 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 very good lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Good for the husband........wife sounds like a right slut...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 thats a cracker lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Good for the husband........wife sounds like a right slut...... true that lab,i remember when i was a young lad just starting work and the gaffer says what would you do if your old feller was shagging another woman nothing was the reply the he says what would you do if your mum was shagging another bloke smash his feckin head was the reply 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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