jigsaw 11,809 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 less of the N word you,our dark skinned brethern get upset easy.been there found them totally unreliable,will buy only when it suits them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 ?gem the feckers here are decidedly dodgy.I once shot a billy and after it lay on the ground for a bit,i approached it.well got out the knife to do the shitty bits when the fukka got up and charged me.I had to jumd down a ledhe about 15 ft into long grass.thankfully there were no rocks underneat.i looked up and heres the b*****d heading down as well.he hit the ground,tried to get up but was staggering,I ran in and throated him double quick.I skinned him later to find the bullet hole square in its shoulder,its lungs and vital organs well smashed and it still kept runing about.I am very wary of the big lads,they are mad as shit at times.gave my saluki lurcher a hell of a bashing another day.pucked him up high and down low.the dog jacked.................erm..... decided to take a smaller one on think it was a sign he had more brains than courage,lol I take back what I said about saying you shouldn't do the goat documentary. I'd watch that I'd even pay to see a saluki getting knocked f**k of by a goat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 the poor dog didnt know what hit him,lol.he took a hold and refused to let go for a bit.When he got tired he released his grip,me......I was thinking the billy would do a runner,no chance.he turned put the head down and battered the dog,in fairness he did try to rectify the situation for a bit but relised it was rather futile.the last wallop he got was when the billy hit him up the arse as he decided he was going to come back to me and re plan the situation.Tough b*****d he was.(the goat,not the dog).Now all my shooting is with the gun,and the kelpie helps to find them if they happen to run on a bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 f*****g hell, they sound right hardy b*****ds. How many roughly are there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,472 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 AMAZING !! absolutly unbelievable . I,v never heard anything like it ...how can you not like curry ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Jigsaw... I caught feral goats once, Christ Gem, you must have some bush on you, that's a bit of a step up from the usual dose of crabs isn't it? Says the sheep molester quiet you or i'll lick your head in 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Jigsaw... I caught feral goats once, Christ Gem, you must have some bush on you, that's a bit of a step up from the usual dose of crabs isn't it? Says the sheep molester quiet you or i'll lick your head in take it off line gem 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Jigsaw... I caught feral goats once, Christ Gem, you must have some bush on you, that's a bit of a step up from the usual dose of crabs isn't it? Says the sheep molester quiet you or i'll lick your head in take it off line gem Hey John, bro's before ho's man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 true story 30 odd year ago i had to mind a goat for my mate who was going on holiday so i tethered it in my feild with my stallion anyway halfway through the week found it dead the stallion had chased it round and round the tree and it strangled itself. so ime thinking feck it my mate and his kids are home in a few days so hunted untill i found one very similar looking and bought it anyway on the day he arrived home i put it back in his paddock .next day he is on the phone saying what happened to the goat i said what do you mean and hes saying well this fecker has changed sex i left a nanny and this one got a set of bollocks .gulp anyway i fetched it back and bought his kids another one . well later the stallion kicked the goat to death so i got a mate to skin it and cut it up. the goats name was uncle theo and for days after my to little uns were coming in with their mates and all asking for uncle theo sandwiches .lol.funny but true . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) f*****g hell, they sound right hardy b*****ds. How many roughly are there? not sure now baw,there was around 150+ about 2 years ago on the main herd,theres about 60- of them left,and ive taken 20-40 of the other herds bit by bit.I suppose theres still overall a hundred or so scattered about.I trying to locate another large herd for the last few weeks.was given sketchy direction,in a forestry block,the only problem is theres a few forestry blocks.Not sure which one it is Im supposed to check. Edited January 16, 2013 by jigsaw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 f*****g hell, they sound right hardy b*****ds. How many roughly are there? not sure now baw,there was around 150+ about 2 years ago on the main herd,theres about 60- of them left,and ive taken 20-40 of the other herds bit by bit.I suppose theres still overall a hundred or so scattered about.I trying to locate another large herd for the last few weeks.was given sketchy direction,in a forestry block,the only problem is theres a few forestry blocks.Not sure which one it is Im supposed to check. i can imagine all the locals were you live calling you billy the kid 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 none of the locals where I live know anything about my goat culling practices,this happens 40 miles from home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 none of the locals where I live know anything about my goat culling practices,this happens 40 miles from home well thats that then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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