lapin2008 1,587 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 What has 4 legs, a head and leaves? is it a joke question No.It's a riddle a dining room table its good job we have google Correct! I think Lab was confused because he thought all dining room tables were made out of formica with metal legs. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 What has 4 legs, a head and leaves? is it a joke question No.It's a riddle a dining room table its good job we have google Correct! I think Lab was confused because he thought all dining room tables were made out of formica with metal legs. :laugh: I'm confused at what a dining room table is...........i have my dinner on my knee, doesn't everyone..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: That must be true as my wife says to me "YOU! You know everything, don't you?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: That must be true as my wife says to me "YOU! You know everything, don't you?" Mine comes out with the exact same thing, normally when she knows she is loosing the argument! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: That must be true as my wife says to me "YOU! You know everything, don't you?" the woman never heard him as usual probably on her mobile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: That must be true as my wife says to me "YOU! You know everything, don't you?" Mine comes out with the exact same thing, normally when she knows she is loosing the argument! A woman losing the argument? Now I know you're kidding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Back on topic... A woman has two sons born on the same hour of the same day of the same year, but they are not twins. How? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 If a man stands alone in a wood and says something but there is no woman around to hear him...... Is he still wrong? no men are never wrong :laugh: That must be true as my wife says to me "YOU! You know everything, don't you?" Mine comes out with the exact same thing, normally when she knows she is loosing the argument! A woman losing the argument? Now I know you're kidding Lol loosing is a strong term. Realising that she has nothing constructive to counter with and trying to turn it round to be about something else... thats as good as a win for me these days! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Back on topic... A woman has two sons born on the same hour of the same day of the same year, but they are not twins. How? different months January and December or they are part of triplets ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it ? Coffin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 She's taking and developing a photo of him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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