joke!!

[mattydski 560]

 

 

A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices

that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He

replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot

offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I

have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure

that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find

offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we

can do about that:

 

#1, you have to be single and

 

#2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and

says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

 

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a

kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road,

the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why

are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied

and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is

Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

[tegater 789]

[The one 8,592]

:laugh:

[boyo 1,398]

funny as feck pmsl

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[billybaltic 308]

It's a cracker

[MAACCY 105]

Ha ha nearly spat my hot dog out lol

[darkie 143]

a soldier is on the run from the military police having gone awol ,he is certain he wont survive another tour in afghanistan,as hes walking down the high street a car screeches to a halt and two big police men jump out and chase the poor squaddie down the road ,he comes flying round the corner with the coppers on his tail when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop ,quick as a flash he lifts up the nuns habit and hides between her legs the coppers carrying on running .when he thinks the coast is clear he pops his head out and says to the nun

" im every so sorry sister but i really dont want to go back to afghanistan,i didnt mean to startle you but i must say you have the most beautifull white legs"

the nun says as shes straighting out her habit

"thats alright son,if you looked a bit further you would have seen a beautifull pair of white bollocks,because i dont want to go to afghanistan either