rob190364 2,594 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Just lost the tie-break question in my local pub.... Who am I? I was all over the TV in the seventies and eighties, but have been completely irrelevant for the past 25 years. I am closely linked with music of the 1960s and I am famous for wearing tacky, shiny shellsuits, have been in trouble with the police and am despised by the whole country? Apparently, the answer isn't 'Liverpool Supporters'... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bezza Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 four words you dont want to hear after sex how's about that then.......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 As soon as Hurricane Sandy hit, I seized the opportunity to go looting. I grabbed all that I could and was on my way out of the store when I was grabbed by an undercover cop. "f**k man!" I yelled "Ain't you got shit to do? There's a f*****g disaster happening right now man!" "I know" said the cop, "but not in the Stoke branch of Poundland dickhead." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 they reckon most of jimmy saville's victims are man city fans you dont hear nothing off them for 40 yrs then they all come out of the feckin woodwork.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Just lost the tie-break question in my local pub.... Who am I? I was all over the TV in the seventies and eighties, but have been completely irrelevant for the past 25 years. I am closely linked with music of the 1960s and I am famous for wearing tacky, shiny shellsuits, have been in trouble with the police and am despised by the whole country? Apparently, the answer isn't 'Liverpool Supporters'... how many everton supporters does to take to change a lightbulb???? none!! they all sit in the dark and moan about heysel..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Just lost the tie-break question in my local pub.... Who am I? I was all over the TV in the seventies and eighties, but have been completely irrelevant for the past 25 years. I am closely linked with music of the 1960s and I am famous for wearing tacky, shiny shellsuits, have been in trouble with the police and am despised by the whole country? Apparently, the answer isn't 'Liverpool Supporters'... how many everton supporters does to take to change a lightbulb???? none!! they all sit in the dark and moan about heysel..... you too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Whats the difference between jimmy saville and a greyhound,,,,,,,,,,,, at least the greyhound waits for the hair.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,622 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 The name of three great kings who brought the most pleasure to our lives are ?. Smo King drin King And fuc King Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,027 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Saville was interviewed for the England job in the 90s . . . Good thing he never got the Job . . . He said he wanted to put Seaman in the under 12s !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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