Lab 10,979 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Crack the eggs into a pint glass and down it.....stop being a bitch and man the f**k up!!!...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Get yourself up the cafe or whatever you fancy, get a receipt though and then deduct it from her housekeeping, LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 The solution is you give her a kick up the asre whats she doing going out is the chain to long ? then going out and no prepping meals is a no no The chain is long enough for her to go to work to help keep me in the manner I would like to become accustomed to. You obviously haven't met my wife, so I DARE you to come and kick her up the arse yourself. Buy a one-way ticket mate. it sounds like your walking on egg shells mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AirgunGuy 362 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Nothing like gettin egg on yir face mate haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... Maybe, but just so mrs walshie learns her lesson of leaving no food and all this unloading to do, i'm going to make a really bad job of the hoovering today! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... Maybe, but just so mrs walshie learns her lesson of leaving no food and all this unloading to do, i'm going to make a really bad job of the hoovering today! ....... ...is Mrs Walshie really a Mr Walshie............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... Maybe, but just so mrs walshie learns her lesson of leaving no food and all this unloading to do, i'm going to make a really bad job of the hoovering today! YEH that'll teach her who wears the trousers........ Edited October 6, 2012 by GD Waz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... Maybe, but just so mrs walshie learns her lesson of leaving no food and all this unloading to do, i'm going to make a really bad job of the hoovering today! ....... ...is Mrs Walshie really a Mr Walshie............ Nope definitely a Mrs. She gave birth to walshie junior (with the big head) Edited October 6, 2012 by walshie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,587 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 'lab-tastic' timestamp='1349522419' post='2838932'] 'walshie' timestamp='1349522280' post='2838931'] 'lab-tastic' timestamp='1349522110' post='2838927'] 'walshie' timestamp='1349519858' post='2838896'] Well that takes the biscuit! Just sitting here eating my crispy omelette (no, not much of a cook) and the Iceland delivery bloke turned up with 4 bags of stuff. As I was putting it in the freezer, the Sainsbury's bloke turned up with 7 bags. I knew they would be coming, but i didn't expect them after I had made my pauper's breakfast. And what have we all learned today........Your not only a useless cook but your one lazy f*****g b*****d as well..... ] Maybe, but just so mrs walshie learns her lesson of leaving no food and all this unloading to do, i'm going to make a really bad job of the hoovering today! ....... ...is Mrs Walshie really a Mr Walshie............ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Yesterday after reading this I thought I'd be a smart arse and make poached eggs and then post a pic to show you what you missed. I over cooked oneof them and the butter tasted off as well...that'll teach me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Yesterday after reading this I thought I'd be a smart arse and make poached eggs and then post a pic to show you what you missed. I over cooked oneof them and the butter tasted off as well...that'll teach me Serves you right. No-one likes a smartarse...or overcooked eggs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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