pool war

[henarchchar 64]

took the kids swiming on sunday you know the all welcome kids have fun session . all 3 kids jumping in splashing about generally prating about then in they come like a scene from cocoon up and down length after length cut along story short folk kept getting in there way so they start with the tutting and frowning . anyway kids bombed them and they start with the in my day bollox next thing pool is all arguing about who should have priority and i have 4 dodgers shouting at me bearing in mind cant shout back at them i took the leg it approach

so my question is how do you not look a twat while laughing at old folk that are being bombed by kids then legging it

wife said i looked like a proper twat being told off by folk s in goggles and noseclips

Edited August 13, 2012 by henarchchar

[paulus 26]

took the kids swiming on sunday you know the all welcome kids have fun session . all 3 kids jumping in splashing about generally prating about then in they come like a scene from cocoon up and down length after length cut along story short folk kept getting in there way so they start with the tutting and frowning . anyway kids bombed them and they start with the in my day bollox next thing pool is all arguing about who should have priority and i have 4 dodgers shouting at me bearing in mind cant shout back at them i took the leg it approach

so my question is how do you not look a twat while laughing at old folk that are being bombed by kids then legging it

even worse when their all dressed in lycra with sunglasses 4 a breast doing a bradly wiggins down the lanes, not a pritty sight i can tell you chicken leggs wrapped in cling film

[henarchchar 64]

took the kids swiming on sunday you know the all welcome kids have fun session . all 3 kids jumping in splashing about generally prating about then in they come like a scene from cocoon up and down length after length cut along story short folk kept getting in there way so they start with the tutting and frowning . anyway kids bombed them and they start with the in my day bollox next thing pool is all arguing about who should have priority and i have 4 dodgers shouting at me bearing in mind cant shout back at them i took the leg it approach

so my question is how do you not look a twat while laughing at old folk that are being bombed by kids then legging it

even worse when their all dressed in lycra with sunglasses 4 a breast doing a bradly wiggins down the lanes, not a pritty sight i can tell you chicken leggs wrapped in cling film :laugh:oh there was lycra still laughing about that bit

[albert64 1,882]

mate at the baths i take my kids the old b*****ds had a sit in cause they was going to

start chargeing them 50p instead of the usual gratis

and they complained that much that the water was to warm

they turned it down thinking it would keep the kids out

i've had that many rows with the old t***s

one once followed me in the changing rooms shouting

he soon back tracked when i said theres kids in here getting changed

you dirty old b*****d

hope i never turn into an horrible old t**t

[blackmaggie 3,377]

some of the old ones are worst than kids its the same at the pool were i take the little lad tutting and being rude to anyone that gets in there way and when they start on there push bikes riding 3 and 4 abreast down little lanes dressed in the matching lycra and wont move over now that really boils my piss and when you tell them respect works both ways you get all that crap about in my day

[paulus 26]

mate at the baths i take my kids the old b*****ds had a sit in cause they was going to

start chargeing them 50p instead of the usual gratis

and they complained that much that the water was to warm

they turned it down thinking it would keep the kids out

i've had that many rows with the old t***s

one once followed me in the changing rooms shouting

he soon back tracked when i said theres kids in here getting changed

you dirty old b*****d

hope i never turn into an horrible old t**t

makes me laugh in the supermarkets on pension day (thursday) one minute there moaning about the price of things the next there on about the next cruise they have just booked . the best i ever saw was an old lady drove up to the postoffice on her mobility scooter, got off and walked in on 2 crutches to collect her pension. the bloke behind the counter tells her that her winter fuel payment has gone into her account, she collects her money and runs out and jumps on the scooter leaving her sticks hanging on the counter

[killing crew 2,708]

same on my street old couple hate kids playing football or even the ice cream van parking out side there house what you meant to do with the daft old gits. i just tell kid to not be cheeky to them and just carry on play. ud think they have never been young

[Wxm 1,638]

took the kids swiming on sunday you know the all welcome kids have fun session . all 3 kids jumping in splashing about generally prating about then in they come like a scene from cocoon up and down length after length cut along story short folk kept getting in there way so they start with the tutting and frowning . anyway kids bombed them and they start with the in my day bollox next thing pool is all arguing about who should have priority and i have 4 dodgers shouting at me bearing in mind cant shout back at them i took the leg it approach

so my question is how do you not look a twat while laughing at old folk that are being bombed by kids then legging it

wife said i looked like a proper twat being told off by folk s in goggles and noseclips

 

 

more to the question is how would you deal with it if it was your mam n dad or nan n grandad, some unruley kids was dive bombing :hmm:

 

thing is we're all not getting any younger so it may be you frowning in a few years, so you need to lead by example an have them show abit of respect :yes:

[Catcher 1 639]

You did the right thing.Walk away or swim.

[Wxm 1,638]

same on my street old couple hate kids playing football or even the ice cream van parking out side there house what you meant to do with the daft old gits. i just tell kid to not be cheeky to them and just carry on play. ud think they have never been young

 

i think you'll find more to the point they wasnt always like that its because 1 or 2 little brats have made them like that now its your kids that getting it in the neck few years after

 

ripple effect

[Catcher 1 639]

Kids will be kids.What did they do.Jumped in the pool.This PC country is driving me nuts.

[blackmaggie 3,377]

same on my street old couple hate kids playing football or even the ice cream van parking out side there house what you meant to do with the daft old gits. i just tell kid to not be cheeky to them and just carry on play. ud think they have never been young

 

i think you'll find more to the point they wasnt always like that its because 1 or 2 little brats have made them like that now its your kids that getting it in the neck few years after

 

ripple effect

maybe maybe not i know a couple of old dears near me that complain about kids playing in the street saying theres a park nearby yes there is but thats full of chavs and broken beer bottles and dirty needles have been found near by so he plays in the street unless i go with him to the park yet they say nothing when there grand kids are playing football in the street

[henarchchar 64]

took the kids swiming on sunday you know the all welcome kids have fun session . all 3 kids jumping in splashing about generally prating about then in they come like a scene from cocoon up and down length after length cut along story short folk kept getting in there way so they start with the tutting and frowning . anyway kids bombed them and they start with the in my day bollox next thing pool is all arguing about who should have priority and i have 4 dodgers shouting at me bearing in mind cant shout back at them i took the leg it approach

so my question is how do you not look a twat while laughing at old folk that are being bombed by kids then legging it

wife said i looked like a proper twat being told off by folk s in goggles and noseclips

 

 

more to the question is how would you deal with it if it was your mam n dad or nan n grandad, some unruley kids was dive bombing :hmm:

 

thing is we're all not getting any younger so it may be you frowning in a few years, so you need to lead by example an have them show abit of respect :yes:

perhaps i would tell them to go to the adult session that goes on straight afterwards and stop trying to get anextra half hour for free

[henarchchar 64]

You did the right thing.Walk away or swim.

or sneak off