Lab 10,979 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds You silver tongued b*****d......i'm not a gambling man but you'd have no chance of yer hole if ye called them that.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds You silver tongued b*****d......i'm not a gambling man but you'd have no chance of yer hole if ye called them that.............. they love it, just like chunky chicks love gettin called fatty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 I honestly wouldn't be able to get a hardon if I was to take one out, I'd be pissing myself laughing to much. Having one naked would just send me into fits Tell the truth now your getting a stirring Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds You silver tongued b*****d......i'm not a gambling man but you'd have no chance of yer hole if ye called them that.............. they love it, just like chunky chicks love gettin called fatty Wouldn't know.............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 :censored: think this topic is abit below the belt abit :hmm: really didnt think you lot could stoop that low :whistling: :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 And one for the Ladies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 :censored: think this topic is abit below the belt abit :hmm: really didnt think you lot could stoop that low :whistling: :whistling: Reported for telling shite jokes.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 this is f*****g sick , you will be putting pictures of disabled people up next , sick b*****ds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 A friend of mine pulled a midget lady on a night out. The next day he denied she was a midget swearing she was just really small and petite! Until we hold him we saw him loading her in the back of his escort van and she could stand up without her head hitting the roof ! He still hasn't lived it down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 http://duelingcouches.blogspot.ie/2010/07/stoughton-cop-loses-job-over-bridget.html?m=1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 this is f*****g sick , you will be putting pictures of disabled people up next , sick b*****ds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds You silver tongued b*****d......i'm not a gambling man but you'd have no chance of yer hole if ye called them that.............. they love it, just like chunky chicks love gettin called fatty not in my experience...the wife hates it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds You silver tongued b*****d......i'm not a gambling man but you'd have no chance of yer hole if ye called them that.............. they love it, just like chunky chicks love gettin called fatty not in my experience...the wife hates it. wifes dont count, i could call mine flower an tell her she smells of roses an she would hate it.. wifes are programmed to hate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 FOOOOOOKING great tool out digging throw a dwarf in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Look at Little Bridget.......i'd give her the digit.. Infact i'd pick her up and put her on like a welly........... summat really fookin sexy aboot them dwarfy wee b*****ds you FOOOOOOKING worry me you'll be wearing wooly hats next !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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