iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Took dogs out this morning, did our mooch, got back in motor and on the way home, felt this terrible pain in my bum cheek, stopped the car, to find a dead wasp , im in agony here, is there anyone willing to suck out the sting please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 are ye a good looking pensioner?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 fook it, ill do it, i just wanna stress tho its not my idea of fun i just think yous elderly folk need looking after Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Thought it was ulster volunteers you wanted lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 fook it, ill do it, i just wanna stress tho its not my idea of fun i just think yous elderly folk need looking after Good lad, always had you down as a decent chap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 fook it, ill do it, i just wanna stress tho its not my idea of fun i just think yous elderly folk need looking after Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 fook it, ill do it, i just wanna stress tho its not my idea of fun i just think yous elderly folk need looking after For once dotty I don't think any Cnut is gonnae argue with you about doing that!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Took dogs out this morning, did our mooch, got back in motor and on the way home, felt this terrible pain in my bum cheek, stopped the car, to find a dead wasp , im in agony here, is there anyone willing to suck out the sting please Christain will do it... He will insist that the sting is barbed and wont retract so will have to be sucked through the penis........just pretend your in Thailand..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 A mate of mine got bit with a snake once while having a shite, it struck the back of his bollocks. we were way out in the wilds in Scotland he said ring for the emergency helicopter as the snake was an adder. I rang up the emergency services on my mobile and the doctor said that he could not get to us for at least 4 hrs and that if I didnt make an incision with my knife and suck out the poison my mate would be dead within 1/2 hr. When I went back to see how my mate was doing he said what did the doc say. so I told him he said you will be dead in 1/2 hr. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 millet would of done ity but your a bit to old for him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,982 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 If only I was closer Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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