poetry club

[lanesra 3,961]

Anti's

 

Behind a screen they sit and sneer

why the fukc do they come on here ,

they think where bad and have no right

but we will always put up a fight ,

politicians make promises but they dont care

i fuck1n hate that Tony Blair ,

they can say what they want and pass all there rules

but there dealing with people who are no fools ,

are dogs are are passion and first they will come

we look on you's as nothin but scum ,

so too all you people who stand in our way

mark my words we will have our day ,

[ferret features 289]

handcock cant know.for no man can where the collie lurcher began.some get a living from saying they do if you want to believe him its up to you.

[scothunter 12,609]

A soldier told me before he died.

I never knew if the b*****d lied.

He had a wife with a c**t so wide.

It just could not be satisfied.

 

So he built her a cock, made out of steel

That was driven by a crank, and a f*****g great wheel.

 

He got two balls, and filled them with cream

And the whole f*****g issue was driven by steam

In And out, went that cock of steel

Round and round, went that f*****g great wheel

Till at last she cried, I'm SATISFIED!

 

Now we come to the terrible bit

There was no way of stopping it

And from her arse, to her tits she split

And the whole f*****g issue was covered in shit!

[lanesra 3,961]

i better stop this my mrs thinks im going wierd when im readin them out too her

[Tam O'Void 297]

i better stop this my mrs thinks im going wierd when im readin them out too her

Better Not,there's a gift in there....Publishers !!!!

[lanesra 3,961]

i better stop this my mrs thinks im going wierd when im readin them out too her

Better Not,there's a gift in there....Publishers !!!!

Get the deals Tam and we will split the dolla !!

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,667]

Blue Wings

 

On my arm, I wear Blue Wings,

Its no big deal in the shape of things,

They dont pay the bills, Or even the rent,

Outside as civilians,Their of no consequence,

Its Just a badge, Tailor made

That shows we're part of this brigade,

As much the uniform, Like a tie,

To those who look with uneducated eyes,

But those men who wear them, Their hearts will break,

For one day, Inevitably Our Wings they will take,

They say "Your Outdated" Or "You've run your course"

No longer in need of our proud Airborne Force,

Our Fathers who wore them, Stood in the door,

And stepped into Arnhem When the world was at War,

Iraq and the Falklands, Tour after Tour,

We've given our all but still they want more,

Afghanistan, Africa, The Balkans and Ulster

When diplomacy fails, The Airborne they Muster,

The sons of Saint Michael, The Men in Maroon,

Have answered the call, And stepped to their doom,

The "Badge" stands for courage, And honour as well,

Its paved in maroon, The dark road to hell,

Our Berets are peaked , Shaped and proud,

Our Smocks are aggressive, They've been through the clouds,

The men who wear them, Have seen bigger things,

For on their arms, They wear Blue Wings

[lanesra 3,961]

The Stiffmeister that is Class

[Irish 78]

TROLLS

 

The hunting life has its fair share of trolls,

I wish they would do us a favour and crawl back in their holes.

 

There is one name that does spring to mind,

As soon as he posts you know it's not kind.

 

Game dogs the name and trollings his game,

He posts such profanity without any shame.

 

His posts of bigotry and religion alike,

I wish he would be told get "on your bike"

 

Admin and moderators can't tame this man,

If I had control I am sure that I can.

 

All said and done we are here for some fun, 

Gamedogs a poof and I'm sure he takes it up the bum!

[Lab 10,979]

Upon a hill there stood a coo.....it must have shifted cause its no there noo!!

 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie...

Kissed the girls and made them cry....

When the boys came out to play....

He kissed them too, he's funny that way...

[torchey 1,243]

No work on today so thought i,d have a crack be gentle

 

 

She said she was leaving

My jaw hit the floor

Then i looked on the bright side

Theres room for one more

 

So the women i,m after

Must be stable in mind

But i think this is a quality

That i,ll struggle to find

 

From 30 to 40

Is what i would like

Don,t want ya looking like roadkill

Or an old village bike

Don,t want no gut over knickers

or chin over chin

Nothing to fat

Nothing to thin

 

Blonde or brunette

Now this is a must

I don,t want no women

with hair colour of rust

 

I quite like a beer

I do have a few

but you can,t be drinking

cause you,ll have driving to do

 

Where the dogs are concerned

Don,t think that i,m rude

i,ll let you clean up their shit

and give them their food

But on a cold windy evening

When the weathers just right

I,ll be out with me mates

and i,ll be out for the night

 

In the bedroom department

I won,t have bad habbits

Like wearing old skanks

And not playing with rabbits

And if i should slip, and hit the wrong spot

You,ll just turn round and smile

And say give me the lot........

 

If this is for you then just give me a bell

And if you,ve got a sister

 

I,ll take her aswell....

Edited July 11, 2012 by torchey

[darkie 143]

that is marvellous,that woman you looking for ,dont come to hereford cos you wont find her here

[Friar Tuck 9]

Very funny torchey

[lanesra 3,961]

Hahaha Torchy thats V.Good

[martin 332]

There was a young bloke from Belgrave

That found a dead whore in a cave

It takes lots of pluck to have a cold f**k

but think of the money you'll save

 

 

Boom boom