bob.243 9,825 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3000. Tux rental £100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one small suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. ___________________________________ Men Are Just Happier People 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 So true! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 All true except.... One mood all the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Really true... But i have to agree with Moll. One mood all the time my arse :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Really true... But i have to agree with Moll. One mood all the time my arse :laugh: NO yous are wrong , are one mood is sex sex and sex 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 I can add one, "you can work with colleagues of the same sex" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mintstick999 485 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Bloody hell after reading that i must be a man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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