Caprelous 217 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Fed up of Jehovas Witnesses calling try this. Install one of these. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Hey Moll that's sculptured on me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) My mother found a way to stop them too. My father drowned at a fishing lake (Hazelhead near Whitby), we had him cremated and he resided in the greenhouse for a while whilst we organised scattering his ashes at the place where he drowned. The accident had been in the local paper so it was common knowledge that he had drowned a few weeks ago. Mother was sitting in the front room when the JWs appeared, man and a woman swat team ready to convert worse and a Scottish Energy doorstep caller. The woman started and was asking mother all about beliefs etc when the bloke buts in. "I would like to speak to the man of the house! Men are much more logical and are better able to understand..." My mother replied "Well my husband won't listen to you!" "We shall see..." The ego replied, bring him here. So mother toddles off and comes back with the ash urn and the newspaper where he made the front page. Plonks the full ash urn on the gatepost waves the paper at them and says "See how you get on with this bugger then!" "Is that really your husband?" asked the woman. "Yes!" replied mother. They were off like sodding greyhounds! It would have made my father roll on the floor laughing! Edited June 2, 2012 by secretagentmole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 LOL Do you know anything that will stop the double glazing cold callers safe style u.k their a bigger fekin nuicense than jo jo's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 LOL Do you know anything that will stop the double glazing cold callers safe style u.k their a bigger fekin nuicense than jo jo's door knockers or phone calls? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 LOL Do you know anything that will stop the double glazing cold callers safe style u.k their a bigger fekin nuicense than jo jo's door knockers or phone calls? Fekin door knockers even phoned them up complaining. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) LOL Do you know anything that will stop the double glazing cold callers safe style u.k their a bigger fekin nuicense than jo jo's door knockers or phone calls? Fekin door knockers even phoned them up complaining. rottweiller in front garden thats what we done at old house,they always parked in social club carpark opposite living room window so soon as we seen them just let her out front door. Edited June 2, 2012 by forest of dean redneck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 LOL Do you know anything that will stop the double glazing cold callers safe style u.k their a bigger fekin nuicense than jo jo's door knockers or phone calls? Fekin door knockers even phoned them up complaining. rottweiller in front garden thats what we done at old house,they always parked in social club carpark opposite living room window so soon as we seen them just let her out front door. TBH I think cold calling should be out lawed their nothing but a fekin nuicense imo. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Once had a mate who was a bit of a wannabe satanist and invited them in to see his coffin and pentagon. They fooked off sharpish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.