Ratreeper 441 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I know this sounds daft, but I can't think of many things a vegan can survive on. The biggest hurdle I have been struggling with for most of my life is what they put in their sandwiches, what is there apart from jam or salad? With no f*****g butter, that is the problem I am finding the challenge, no butter at all involved. I have never tried tofu, so maybe that can be made to taste like anything but I am still not picturing a enough to keep someone sane. Any guesses? Also, what is the best sandwich possible? I struggle to beat egg & bacon but hog roast is the best for me if that counts, bit of a gray area in to the burger sector there but I am going to judge it as fair, the rules will be strict on this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Afican peace crisps and the hope's and dreams of tiny unicorn's most likely, the fooking fairy's 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 best sarnie possible.....steak and onion with melted cheese on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Beans, rice and a selection of seeds..............................................................f*****g idiots!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I know this sounds daft, but I can't think of many things a vegan can survive on. The biggest hurdle I have been struggling with for most of my life is what they put in their sandwiches, what is there apart from jam or salad? With no f*****g butter, that is the problem I am finding the challenge, no butter at all involved. I have never tried tofu, so maybe that can be made to taste like anything but I am still not picturing a enough to keep someone sane. Any guesses? Also, what is the best sandwich possible? I struggle to beat egg & bacon but hog roast is the best for me if that counts, bit of a gray area in to the burger sector there but I am going to judge it as fair, the rules will be strict on this one. tofu is seriously wierd food, I tried it once and it's not actually like food....there is literally zero taste! quorn is not too bad, but why the hell anyone would eat tofu is beyond me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Cabbage sandwiches? I dont have a clue what them odd little people eat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Afican peace crisps and the hope's and dreams of tiny unicorn's most likely, the fooking fairy's Please note "South African peace crisps" is a registered trademark for the simoman snack company......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,128 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I dont know what they eat, but frankly they are a load of odd marks and I dont want to know..........the dirty b*****ds! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 They never look well, have you noticed? I think jam is out, is there not usually gelatin of some sort in jam......anyway its cruel to eat the wee strawberries.....aww nice and pink......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) they should just round them all up and bung them in the middle of a rain forest for a few weeks, they'll realise them what a stupid f'ckin idea it is being a vegan. We're designed to eat these things FFS....it'd be like a rabbit deciding it wasn't going to eat grass/vegetables etc. What a stupid species humans are! considering we're supposed to be the most intellegent species on the planet, we don't half do some daft things! Edited May 11, 2012 by rob190364 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Afican peace crisps and the hope's and dreams of tiny unicorn's most likely, the fooking fairy's Please note "South African peace crisps" is a registered trademark for the simoman snack company......... by droping the word "south", i have not infringed on any copyright laws !!! you will be hearing from my solicitors, thank you and good day, sir. thebigdog thebigdog industries Ireland 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 They never look well, have you noticed? I think jam is out, is there not usually gelatin of some sort in jam......anyway its cruel to eat the wee strawberries.....aww nice and pink......... You raise an intelligent and deep question here, well played. How do we know that vegetables don't feel pain or get a bit sad when we eat them?? I have tried quorn, it really isn't for me but I have stomached a spicy veggie burger twice when there was nothing else but I don't really know what tofu is made of. I think it is made from soy beans or something else that requires a million acres of rainforest to be torn down to make room for. Once we stop cows from farting there won't be much of an argument for going veggie or vegan, but I appreciate that you need really passionate people to stand up for animal rights so farm animals get a decent life, I think that is really important. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 best sarnie possible.....steak and onion with melted cheese on it One day if you get the chance, buy a Phillie cheese steak sandwich from Philadelphia. It was the greasiest bugger I have ever eaten by bloody hell it was good...you might have a winner here if it passes the burger rule. Yes, it has passed well done steak sandwich is currently position #1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aardvark Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 dont know what they eat maybe pigeon food ..dont think there be much chance of getting a blowjob of one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Afican peace crisps and the hope's and dreams of tiny unicorn's most likely, the fooking fairy's Please note "South African peace crisps" is a registered trademark for the simoman snack company......... by droping the word "south", i have not infringed on any copyright laws !!! you will be hearing from my solicitors, thank you and good day, sir. thebigdog thebigdog industries Ireland My solicitor, I P Freely will be in contact..........Please consumers, dont settle for cheap imitations Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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