kenny14 656 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Get a goat or something and tie it to a post in the yard, or a pile of offal if you dont fancy risking the goat, and then hide down wind of it and get a decent photo / corpse for us to check out. And if all else fails, you could sacrifice the Goat to appease the foul smelling servant of Satan that's prowling around! . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbarnett 33 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 He thought it might be a dog but can't say for certain until we get it in the lamp. He's got 4 shelties in an outside kennel, and inside he's got a chihuahua, a collie and his lurcher so it wasn't one from the sanctuary. Put the shits up me, when i wasn't working i'd go across with my two and take the collie and lurcher on mooches for fecking miles around that area. Roll on Saturday!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I'm not that far from you, so if I put my other plans for saturday night on hold, can I come along and help? I can bring guns, Dogs, night vision etc, (or would you prefer crucifixes, holy water, wooden stakes and silver bullets?)............ To be honest I'd rather just fetch the camcorder, as you and your mate are both admitting to being scared shitless by this 'beast', and I think the results would be f***ing hilarious . I for one can't wait to hear the outcome 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I'm not that far from you, so if I put my other plans for saturday night on hold, can I come along and help? I can bring guns, Dogs, night vision etc, (or would you prefer crucifixes, holy water, wooden stakes and silver bullets?)............ To be honest I'd rather just fetch the camcorder, as you and your mate are both admitting to being scared shitless by this 'beast', and I think the results would be f***ing hilarious . I for one can't wait to hear the outcome Same here....................I have a funny feeling its going to be a let-down....... Its not the littliest hobo by any chance? Cause if it is then you better check "down the road, thats were he'll always be!!"........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door exactly!! basically, it's listen to the story and divide everything by 10 with some people. my dad is the worlds worst for it.....apparently he was walking across a car park with his dogs the other day and a girl had a mastiff on a lead, but she couldn't hold it and it got hold of one of his dogs and was throwing it round the car park for 10 minutes.....curiosly the dog escaped without a scratch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door exactly!! basically, it's listen to the story and divide everything by 10 with some people. my dad is the worlds worst for it.....apparently he was walking across a car park with his dogs the other day and a girl had a mastiff on a lead, but she couldn't hold it and it got hold of one of his dogs and was throwing it round the car park for 10 minutes.....curiosly the dog escaped without a scratch things always seem bigger in the dark, at least thats what my mrs keeps saying :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door exactly!! basically, it's listen to the story and divide everything by 10 with some people. my dad is the worlds worst for it.....apparently he was walking across a car park with his dogs the other day and a girl had a mastiff on a lead, but she couldn't hold it and it got hold of one of his dogs and was throwing it round the car park for 10 minutes.....curiosly the dog escaped without a scratch Well, he is in the top 10% 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door exactly!! basically, it's listen to the story and divide everything by 10 with some people. my dad is the worlds worst for it.....apparently he was walking across a car park with his dogs the other day and a girl had a mastiff on a lead, but she couldn't hold it and it got hold of one of his dogs and was throwing it round the car park for 10 minutes.....curiosly the dog escaped without a scratch Well, he is in the top 10% :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that would sh*t me [bANNED TEXT] up, lamp it with a 243 and get it killed! it will be something like a dog from the sanctuary or just some massive fox If it really is the size of a GSD then that would be a FOOKIN MASSIVE fox......3 or 4 times the size of the biggest fox ever caught??? What's the betting it's just a normal sized fox and someone's got a little bit carried away in the heat of the moment like the old saying millions of cats on our back garden last night, well hundreds, well there was ours and the cat from next door Ive told you a million times before to stop exaggerating Paulus..................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,194 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 maybe its a rabid vampire zombie roe deer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justjohn 2 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I cant wait for the out come of this one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I cant wait for the out come of this one! it will be a let down trust me :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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