RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Well lads i know you've all taken the piss, but he saw it last night around the same time. A lot of commotion woke him up, looked out the bedroom window, to see a "black animal the size of a GSD" checking out the barn where the chickens are, checked out his Barn Owl, then wandered off up the track...big game hunt is on this weekend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Well lads i know you've all taken the piss, but he saw it last night around the same time. A lot of commotion woke him up, looked out the bedroom window, to see a "black animal the size of a GSD" checking out the barn where the chickens are, checked out his Barn Owl, then wandered off up the track...big game hunt is on this weekend Get ready to shoot a dog then cause it a f*****g black GSD!!........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,583 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 You asked your neighbours if they have had any bother ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 He lives in the middle of nowhere, the farmer nearest hasn't had any bother apparently. Still saying there's a terrible smell that goes with the sighting, i just told him it's an omen and death and he better include me in his will We'll see!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tayto 52 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Well lads i know you've all taken the piss, but he saw it last night around the same time. A lot of commotion woke him up, looked out the bedroom window, to see a "black animal the size of a GSD" checking out the barn where the chickens are, checked out his Barn Owl, then wandered off up the track...big game hunt is on this weekend Tell your mate to lay off the drink,i see all sorts at the weekend too 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 get the bullx out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 some class replies to this. It better turn out to be something worthwhile, i'll fcuking windmill into next week if so. If not, i'll look like even more of a knob head than usual... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 had it last year to do with a baboon turned out the lad that saw it was more pot than head :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 had it last year to do with a baboon turned out the lad that saw it was more pot than head :laugh: Hahaha a baboon ffs it wasn't a bullx baboon was it? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Well lads i know you've all taken the piss, but he saw it last night around the same time. A lot of commotion woke him up, looked out the bedroom window, to see a "black animal the size of a GSD" checking out the barn where the chickens are, checked out his Barn Owl, then wandered off up the track...big game hunt is on this weekend Checked the Chickens out, left them alone, left the Barn Owl alone? Mmmm............................ A cowardly big Cat?........................................Unlikely............. A stock broken black Dog?.......................................Possibly................................ A wind up?................................................................................Definitely! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 a big black thing that walked like a baboon and stunk of shit.....was it Earths dad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Well lads i know you've all taken the piss, but he saw it last night around the same time. A lot of commotion woke him up, looked out the bedroom window, to see a "black animal the size of a GSD" checking out the barn where the chickens are, checked out his Barn Owl, then wandered off up the track...big game hunt is on this weekend Checked the Chickens out, left them alone, left the Barn Owl alone? Mmmm............................ A cowardly big Cat?........................................Unlikely............. A stock broken black Dog?.......................................Possibly................................ A wind up?................................................................................Definitely! Both in locked accomodation though, hate all you want Why would you think it was a wind up? I'll see what the crack is Saturday anyway, going to leave a sand trap out Friday to hopefully get some prints, then lay in wait on top of the stable with the 12g's and a lamp late on Saturday night, could be a long night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 a big black thing that walked like a baboon and stunk of shit.....was it Earths dad? Well lets all hope and pray that Ruby catches him cause Earth been trying to track him down for years!!....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 probably one of those jumbo black gals after some chicken wings after hours - they often have a 3" gap between their front teeth 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Get a goat or something and tie it to a post in the yard, or a pile of offal if you dont fancy risking the goat, and then hide down wind of it and get a decent photo / corpse for us to check out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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