"Earth!" 503 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: see stig, even moggys smileys have their mouth open Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 i spent a bit of time in my younger days taking sperm to europe .. not in your mouth or arse??? im all aroused now aint you got work to do .... Taking a day off, bit like i did yesterday but spent it on my estate with the terriers .. i seem to find any excuse to take a day off lately -- hair cut to day gotta go tomorra in laws are visiting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: see stig, even moggys smileys have their mouth open you know when you post something then regret it gonna be one of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: see stig, even moggys smileys have their mouth open you know when you post something then regret it gonna be one of them even more so when "SPUNKHAMMER" and Lab-twatstick see this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,387 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty easy to do this wank ya said dog off into a freezer bag or something similar. Put some vasaline around the said bitches vagina. Obtain a straw size type tube around 12 inches long. Sit your self on a raised surface and then place the bitches rear legs over your knees till she is elevated. Rub the vass around her vagina, slowly and carefully place the tube inside her. Have the sperm collected and ready into a New Clean Syringe. Inject the contents into the tube which is inside the bitch. Keep her elevated for 5-10 mins to help the sperm travel dowm. Then stand her still for another 10 mins , job hopefully done. Right now all yous send me your 50 quids . Was told vasaline can kill sperm so use ky jelly instead,did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiny 7 1,694 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty easy to do this wank ya said dog off into a freezer bag or something similar. Put some vasaline around the said bitches vagina. Obtain a straw size type tube around 12 inches long. Sit your self on a raised surface and then place the bitches rear legs over your knees till she is elevated. Rub the vass around her vagina, slowly and carefully place the tube inside her. Have the sperm collected and ready into a New Clean Syringe. Inject the contents into the tube which is inside the bitch. Keep her elevated for 5-10 mins to help the sperm travel dowm. Then stand her still for another 10 mins , job hopefully done. Right now all yous send me your 50 quids . Was told vasaline can kill sperm so use ky jelly instead,did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . dont think i could... can imagine in now, me holding the bitch, a mate rubbing her fanny and the postman walking past the window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 i have a dog here that wants to mate the bitch, but cant. he cant get a enerction. had him at the vets today, nothing they can do for him. atb,j. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 i have a dog here that wants to mate the bitch, but cant. he cant get a enerction. had him at the vets today, nothing they can do for him. atb,j. lets just hope he can get an erection 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale666 1,620 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty easy to do this wank ya said dog off into a freezer bag or something similar. Put some vasaline around the said bitches vagina. Obtain a straw size type tube around 12 inches long. Sit your self on a raised surface and then place the bitches rear legs over your knees till she is elevated. Rub the vass around her vagina, slowly and carefully place the tube inside her. Have the sperm collected and ready into a New Clean Syringe. Inject the contents into the tube which is inside the bitch. Keep her elevated for 5-10 mins to help the sperm travel dowm. Then stand her still for another 10 mins , job hopefully done. Right now all yous send me your 50 quids . Was told vasaline can kill sperm so use ky jelly instead,did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . dont think i could... can imagine in now, me holding the bitch, a mate rubbing her fanny and the postman walking past the window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty easy to do this wank ya said dog off into a freezer bag or something similar. Put some vasaline around the said bitches vagina. Obtain a straw size type tube around 12 inches long. Sit your self on a raised surface and then place the bitches rear legs over your knees till she is elevated. Rub the vass around her vagina, slowly and carefully place the tube inside her. Have the sperm collected and ready into a New Clean Syringe. Inject the contents into the tube which is inside the bitch. Keep her elevated for 5-10 mins to help the sperm travel dowm. Then stand her still for another 10 mins , job hopefully done. Right now all yous send me your 50 quids . Was told vasaline can kill sperm so use ky jelly instead,did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . dont think i could... can imagine in now, me holding the bitch, a mate rubbing her fanny and the postman walking past the window who you trying to kid thats normal in your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty easy to do this wank ya said dog off into a freezer bag or something similar. Put some vasaline around the said bitches vagina. Obtain a straw size type tube around 12 inches long. Sit your self on a raised surface and then place the bitches rear legs over your knees till she is elevated. Rub the vass around her vagina, slowly and carefully place the tube inside her. Have the sperm collected and ready into a New Clean Syringe. Inject the contents into the tube which is inside the bitch. Keep her elevated for 5-10 mins to help the sperm travel dowm. Then stand her still for another 10 mins , job hopefully done. Right now all yous send me your 50 quids . Was told vasaline can kill sperm so use ky jelly instead,did help a mate do this and feck me do you feel wrong doing it . dont think i could... can imagine in now, me holding the bitch, a mate rubbing her fanny and the postman walking past the window who you trying to kid thats normal in your house next time put the bills in the neighbours letter box please and wipe you dribble off my window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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