Caprelous 217 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. Invest in a new joke book we have all heard them about 2 years ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 869 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. You got any fresh ones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. You got any fresh ones. Yeah A chap doing market research knocked on a door. Its answered by a young woman with 3 small kids running around at her feet. The Chap says im doing research for Vaseline have you used it? Yes she says me and my husband use it all the time for sex the researcher replies , I admire your honesty. Most people lie Can you tell me exactly how you use it? The woman says sure, we put it on the door knob to keep the kids out Edited February 4, 2012 by Caprelous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cleanspade 3,324 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 now that IS funny. :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. You got any fresh ones. Yeah A chap doing market research knocked on a door. Its answered by a young woman with 3 small kids running around at her feet. The Chap says im doing research for Vaseline have you used it? Yes she says me and my husband use it all the time for sex the researcher replies , I admire your honesty. Most people lie Can you tell me exactly how you use it? The woman says sure, we put it on the door knob to keep the kids out Yes i like that one ONLY JOKING SHITE LIKE THE REST 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,587 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,843 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Dave visits Tom, who has a broken leg, "Pop up stairs Dave and get my slippers from the bedroom would you, my feet are freezing" Tom's two gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters are sat on the bed, Dave says, "Hello girls, you dad's asked me to give the pair of you a good f*cking" "You lying cu*t" say the girls "I'll prove it" says Dave and shouts down to Tom, "Both of them Tom" Tom replies "Aye, just fuc*in' one's no good" Edited February 5, 2012 by cragman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. Invest in a new joke book we have all heard them about 2 years ago Just for you Christian Dior The University of Califonia spent 2 billion Dollars over a period of 2 years to determine why a mans penis was bulbous at the end, They came to the conclusion it was to give woman pleasure. The University of Oxford spent £2500 over a period of 2 months to determine why a mans penis was bulbous at the end and they came to the conclusion it was to give man pleasure. The University of Dublin where I believe you attended spent £2.50 over a period of 2 minutes to determine why a mans penis was bulbous at the end and they came to the conclusion it was to stop your hand from slipping off whilst having a Jay Arther Rank. How many seconds was it included your reserarch. Just joking mate but could not resist Edited February 5, 2012 by Caprelous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 copper knock on my door andsaid Im afraid your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. I said you lying get thats a load of bollocks. my dog hasnt got a bike. You got any fresh ones. Yeah A chap doing market research knocked on a door. Its answered by a young woman with 3 small kids running around at her feet. The Chap says im doing research for Vaseline have you used it? Yes she says me and my husband use it all the time for sex the researcher replies , I admire your honesty. Most people lie Can you tell me exactly how you use it? The woman says sure, we put it on the door knob to keep the kids out Yes i like that one ONLY JOKING SHITE LIKE THE REST You bully. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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