sleep walking

[Guest Macnas]

Me Mam used to walk about, time to time, but I never have.

I don't sleep as much as I'd like these days, thats about the extent of my problems.

 

Funny enough, I don't remember any of my dreams bar the bad ones, the last one I had, maybe a year ago, was a f*****g brute. I woke up in a pure panic, heart pounding with my fists up ready to knock the shite out of whatever the hell I was dreaming about.

My missus said she was going to tear a strip off me but thought the better of it when she saw the state I was in.

I don't remember what the dream was about anymore, but I do recall that after about 30 seconds I copped that all was well, and felt so much better I started to laugh.

 

The missus felt safe enough then to say "go back to sleep you fool"

"Right so" says I, and I did.

[snoopdog 1,256]

your a strange fecker macnas .....

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

Were a weared bunch........shall we do group therapy

[Guest Macnas]

Snoop,

 

You're right mate, but I'm in good company I reckon.

 

Think on this, if we were all anything but strange, we'd never be pursuing our sports and living the kind of lives we do in the face of huge pressure to conform to a boring urban/suburban stereotype.

 

We'd all be spending our weekends wandering around B&Q with our better half’s in matching shell suits and thinking about a new caravan.

 

Now theres a fecking nightmare for you.

[Guest Frank]

We'd all be spending our weekends wandering around B&Q with our better half’s in matching shell suits and thinking about a new caravan.

 

Now theres a fecking nightmare for you.

 

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

Snoop,

 

You're right mate, but I'm in good company I reckon.

 

Think on this, if we were all anything but strange, we'd never be pursuing our sports and living the kind of lives we do in the face of huge pressure to conform to a boring urban/suburban stereotype.

 

We'd all be spending our weekends wandering around B&Q with our better half’s in matching shell suits and thinking about a new caravan.

 

Now theres a fecking nightmare for you.

 

 

Too true. forget therapy lets stay as we are

Edited March 26, 2007 by Lurcherbitch

[steve66 3,739]

Snoop,

 

You're right mate, but I'm in good company I reckon.

 

Think on this, if we were all anything but strange, we'd never be pursuing our sports and living the kind of lives we do in the face of huge pressure to conform to a boring urban/suburban stereotype.

 

We'd all be spending our weekends wandering around B&Q with our better half’s in matching shell suits and thinking about a new caravan.

 

Now theres a fecking nightmare for you.

 

Shell suits forgot about them

[Guest MOLLY]

I think there is a programme on BB1 tonight, about a man doing serious damage to himself whilst asleep.

MOLL.

[poacherjim 0]

pissed in the wardrobe a few times got a [bANNED TEXT] hiding off the wife

[jigsaw 11,902]

A bloke that drank in our local pub was having his new house built.He moved in with his wifes parents.Well one night he got up and walked out of his room and entered his mother and father in laws room and proceeded to piss all over the 2 of them while they slept,his mother in laws scream woke his wife and she ran in and took him back to bed.He knew nothing of this as he was sleeping through all of it.The next morning he came down for breakfast he was getting a right bad feeling things were not as they should be,he had to ask his wife what the story was.He nearly died when he found out what had happened the night previous.we got some mileage from this in the pub I can tell you.

[Guest Macnas]

Jesus, that pissing business puts a whole different angle on what folk get up to when walking about in thier sleep.

 

A guy I know many years ago told me of his brothers penchant for pissing on all things white. His sister was getting married, and the evening before the wedding day all the wedding pressies were in one room or another, wherever there was room. Including the lads room of course.

 

He gets up in the midldle of the night and goes for the first white thing he see's, in this case a pile of white wrapped wedding gifts.

 

You can imagine the couples reaction to a fair portion of wedding gifts being saturated in urine.

[Rabbithunter 456]

just sunday night, well monday morning, i was in bed, with someone

 

I was just dropping off into a powernap and started dreaming away, in the dream i was walking and fell over something, clumsy b@stard :11:

 

with the feeling of falling i shook the full bed and my legs turned into jelly, it fealt real.

 

I have been known to kick, punch and knee in my sleep, but i think that has stopped now........ well i've not been getting any complaints anyway

[Simoman 110]

just sunday night, well monday morning, i was in bed, with someone

 

Was he married? :kiss:

[steve66 3,739]

just sunday night, well monday morning, i was in bed, with someone

 

Was he married? :kiss:

 

class

[ginge2k6 0]

For your information i'm not married