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heard the virtual health inspector just closed him down lol

I only wanted fish and chips and I end up divorced with an itchy cock, an arse like a blood orange, questioning my sexuality and dodging virtual bullets in this crazy virtual town........ Thank you a

Chav   FTB

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Yes its here for let..............100 strike rate....take on any f*****g bullx in the country..........bring it!!!!... :yes:

 

will it do the famous fens though

It will be up and on them in under 25 secs.............i'm thinking theres a bit cheetah in the mix.... :laugh:

 

does it get in the house?

Yes it in the house............. :censored:It goes away out during the day and comes in about 6/7pm..........stays in all night. I went to put it out today when it was pishing of rain and it had that "Your having a f*****g laugh" look in its eyes....... :laugh:

 

I look forward to the day you update your status on here telling us of how you found him draped over a fence with a snare round his neck or half way through the catflap with a fenn trap on his head :whistling:

 

FTB

I wouldn't loose any sleep over it.........I'm going away for 3 days this weekend so its going to be chucked out and i hope it can fend for it self. If its still here on Monday i'll have too show it a bit of respect..... :yes:

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Been cleaning all day, the health inspector has been (also known as an Environmental Health Officer) and everything is fine.

Open tonight at 6 tonight

 

ANY STAFF TO GIVE ME A HAND TONIGHT

Why haven't you got staff for tonight ffs......is this the way your going to run your business just by opening on the day and hoping that untrained staff turn up..... :icon_eek: And why do you close at 10.30....never heard of that in my life!!!

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

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Been cleaning all day, the health inspector has been (also known as an Environmental Health Officer) and everything is fine.

Open tonight at 6 tonight

 

ANY STAFF TO GIVE ME A HAND TONIGHT

LOVE TO MATE BUT THIS VIRTUAL MASSAGE PARLOR HAS ME HANDS FULL AT THE MO :blink::D , WERES ME FISH CHIPS AND MUSHY PEAS BY THE WAY

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

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Been cleaning all day, the health inspector has been (also known as an Environmental Health Officer) and everything is fine.

Open tonight at 6 tonight

 

ANY STAFF TO GIVE ME A HAND TONIGHT

LOVE TO MATE BUT THIS VIRTUAL MASSAGE PARLOR HAS ME HANDS FULL AT THE MO :blink::D , WERES ME FISH CHIPS AND MUSHY PEAS BY THE WAY

You a virtual rent boy?

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

I hope 'comedians' not f*****g on there............ :D

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

 

 

well how do you cart your vertical mineral applicator gear about then ?

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

I hope 'comedian' not f*****g on there............ :D

:laugh: :laugh: :victory:

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

 

 

well how do you cart your vertical mineral applicator gear about then ?

i employ a little polish man named tb25. :thumbs:

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

 

 

well how do you cart your vertical mineral applicator gear about then ?

i employ a little polish man named tb25. :thumbs:

 

 

you cant polish a turd

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I have been forced to freeze christian71 fish & chip licence for poor hygine. 30seconds ago 6 rats were filmed running over fresh fish. As Environmental Health Officer I have been forced to close you untill further notice.

 

Yours sincerly

 

Judge2010

 

 

You just know your in a rough area when Judge is the health inspector.

:laugh:

FTB

:laugh: ............he'll be putting this on his CV.... :D

I dont drive

 

 

well how do you cart your vertical mineral applicator gear about then ?

i employ a little polish man named tb25. :thumbs:

 

 

you cant polish a turd

 

But you can mold it into whatever shape you like. In this case Judges personal assistant.

:yes:

FTB

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