Ideation 8,216 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Alright, i have a huge number of 'pet hates', the list is getting stupidly long, but there is one that is right up there at the top. . . . . it really does my f*****g head in and makes me want to stab folk in the eyes. . . . It's folk breeding mongrels, and then attaching a retarded/cute name to them and labeling them a 'breed', and sticking a huge price tag on them! 'Patterdoodles' 'Labredoodles' 'Cavapoos' 'Lollies' The list goes on and gets worse and worse. What i don't get is where did this come from and when did it start, when i left the u.k years ago they didn't exist and when i came back they were fecking EVERYWHERE, and seemed accepted as a normal part of life? I was in work the other day and this woman was banging on and on about her pure pedigree 'lollydoor', that she had picked up for something like 400 quid. . . . . . . When will folk realise you can't just bang to breeds together, click your fingers and make a new breed. . . . . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I don't even recognise half the 'breeds' on the list. What is a 'lolly'? But I agree with you, it is extremely stupid. Like the old saying goes 'a fool and his money are easily parted'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catchwrestler 31 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 A fool and there money are easily parted as they say ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catchwrestler 31 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I don't even recognise half the 'breeds' on the list. What is a 'lolly'? But I agree with you, it is extremely stupid. Like the old saying goes 'a fool and his money are easily parted'. A fool and there money are easily parted as they say ....... Great minds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I don't even recognise half the 'breeds' on the list. What is a 'lolly'? But I agree with you, it is extremely stupid. Like the old saying goes 'a fool and his money are easily parted'. Apparently a 'lolly' is a Labrador x Collie . . . . . . well, it is, if you are a retard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm looking for a poodle bitch to put my Wheaten over ............. WHOODLES anyone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 The only one i have any time for is a bulldog x shitzu - - - - - a bullshit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I want to put my bull across a grey, thought I'd do something a bit different!! What you think ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Sounds like a great way to make money now that I think about it. I'll get down the nearest shelter and pick up a 6 staffy bitches (free). Then I'll get an unregistered Chihuahua dog (£400 max) to put over them. If I do a fallen stock collection service to feed them, they will cost nothing to keep. Then start pumping out Chiwaffys for £600/pup. The perfect dog for the wanna be hard man who also needs something for his wife/girlfriend to cuddle while he is away. Based on 8 pups per litter and 2 litters per bitch per year, this will bring in approx £56k per year. It will also ensure that I always have several litters on the ground at once to offer customers a selection. As a cost saving measure, any unsold pups will be fed back to the other dogs. What can possibly go wrong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 And this will be my Bible; http://breedingdogsguidebook.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 int this the way forward -- patterdales lakelands fell types - cross breds under the name lurcher .. started out the same way did they not ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Only if they're bred for a purpose not just to line some cnuts pocket!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,398 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Aye its no politically correct to call them MONGRELS now Good fun though when they walk past you and you ask whats that's ?. And there reply is answered by OH ITS A MONGREL after they have just spent about £600 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I crossed a male chicken with a pigeon and a poodle and go a cockadoodledoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gypsy1970 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 whats shitz hu cross boxer called Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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