iworkwhippets 13,230 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Im riddled in em, wi lumps t boot, im scrattin missen mental, on mi neck chest n twixt mi thighs, how the hell they have gotten down theer god only knows, hot n humid here so ive just been ferretin about in just mi cecks, what can i put on the bites, not one fer the quacks, thanks Edited July 11, 2011 by iworkwhippets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Gee yersel a gid wash ye dirty minger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my father spent 25yrs in the british army serving in hereford and travelled the world. the tip he gave me was to light a cigarette and hold it as close to the bite, just so you can feel it burning but only for a couple of seconds. go try it and let us know... it works a treat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,230 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Gee yersel a gid wash ye dirty minger lol, our Ethy wouldnt talk to me like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,230 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my father spent 25yrs in the british army serving in hereford and travelled the world. the tip he gave me was to light a cigarette and hold it as close to the bite, just so you can feel it burning but only for a couple of seconds. go try it and let us know... it works a treat! [bANNED TEXT] twixt mi thighs, i dont think so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Im riddled in em, wi lumps t boot, im scrattin missen mental, on mi neck chest n twixt mi thighs, how the hell they have gotten down theer god only knows, hot n humid here so ive just been ferretin about in just mi cecks, what can i put on the bites, not one fer the quacks, thanks have u tryed frontline mate work4me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my father spent 25yrs in the british army serving in hereford and travelled the world. the tip he gave me was to light a cigarette and hold it as close to the bite, just so you can feel it burning but only for a couple of seconds. go try it and let us know... it works a treat! [bANNED TEXT] twixt mi thighs, i dont think so as i said, dont dab so you literally burn your skin, hold the cigarette as near to the bite as possible.. i swear its instant relief from itching... someone try it FFS.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,230 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) my father spent 25yrs in the british army serving in hereford and travelled the world. the tip he gave me was to light a cigarette and hold it as close to the bite, just so you can feel it burning but only for a couple of seconds. go try it and let us know... it works a treat! [bANNED TEXT] twixt mi thighs, i dont think so as i said, dont dab so you literally burn your skin, hold the cigarette as near to the bite as possible.. i swear its instant relief from itching... someone try it FFS.. Edited July 11, 2011 by iworkwhippets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,174 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Get yourself some Jungle Formula: keeps the mozzies away, but if you're already bitten, the only thing I've found to take away the itch is Waspeze: don't apply to broken skin though! And FFS STOP SCRATCHING THE BITES! :laugh: They'll get infected and then you'll be even more pissed off! Antihistamine tablets or cream also help. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Seriously though, I was camping oot last week and the mate and me used Avon skin so soft lol it seems to work Tyso sells it I believe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,230 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Seriously though, I was camping oot last week and the mate and me used Avon skin so soft lol it seems to work Tyso sells it I believe Never u mind seriously though, i will tell you when to grovel i will have a walk down t chemist in a min, the only stuff in my medicine cabinet at the mo is, immodium Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Seriously though, I was camping oot last week and the mate and me used Avon skin so soft lol it seems to work Tyso sells it I believe AYe, works a treat as a repellant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 get ya self a bottle of Tom Cats Piss and fire that on neat that il fettle ye bites Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUx8kACSgWE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Seriously though, I was camping oot last week and the mate and me used Avon skin so soft lol it seems to work Tyso sells it I believe AYe, works a treat as a repellant. Funnily enough was just having a conversation about this with someone recently. They used it on their horse after all else had failed, it worked but proved too expensive to keep using it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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