clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 (edited) my lovly missis cooked me a lovly looking fry up for my tea. he fat slag mate waltses on threw grabs my sasage and dips it in me f*****g egg. i mean who the f**k does she think she is she dint ask or say thaks just helped her f*****g self. it was my f*****g dinner not hers i wanted to brake the f*****g yoke. no wonder she dont have a f*****g boy friend eating there f*****g meals. yet when i told her to f**k off she dint see what the problem was yet the problem was it was mine not hers she on her last chance befor i butcher her for ferret food fat smelly twat... thank you that is all Edited September 27, 2010 by clabby 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my lovly missis cooked me a lovly looking fry up for my tea. he fat slag mate waltses on threw grabs my sasage and dips it in me f*****g egg. i mean who the f**k does she think she is she dint ask or say thats just helped her f*****g self. it was my f*****g dinner not herd i wanted to brake the f*****g yoke. no wonder she dont have a f*****g boy friend eating there f*****g meals. yet when i told her to f**k off she dint see what the problem was yet the problem was it was mine not hers she on her last chance befor i butcher her for ferret foodfat smelly twat... thank you that is all id have put my fork through her f*****g hand, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biza hollis 27 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 you get it off your chest mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,596 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 she should be lucky to have you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my lovly missis cooked me a lovly looking fry up for my tea. he fat slag mate waltses on threw grabs my sasage and dips it in me f*****g egg. i mean who the f**k does she think she is she dint ask or say thats just helped her f*****g self. it was my f*****g dinner not herd i wanted to brake the f*****g yoke. no wonder she dont have a f*****g boy friend eating there f*****g meals. yet when i told her to f**k off she dint see what the problem was yet the problem was it was mine not hers she on her last chance befor i butcher her for ferret foodfat smelly twat... thank you that is all "I wanted to break the f*****g yolk" na na na na na...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MuttleMcTuttle 21 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my lovly missis cooked me a lovly looking fry up for my tea. he fat slag mate waltses on threw grabs my sasage and dips it in me f*****g egg. i mean who the f**k does she think she is she dint ask or say thats just helped her f*****g self. it was my f*****g dinner not herd i wanted to brake the f*****g yoke. no wonder she dont have a f*****g boy friend eating there f*****g meals. yet when i told her to f**k off she dint see what the problem was yet the problem was it was mine not hers she on her last chance befor i butcher her for ferret foodfat smelly twat... thank you that is all I'd suggest to your missus (in a tactful and persuasive way, obviously) that she finds herself a new friend... Meanwhile have a good rant, then when you've calmed down a little go and slap the fat bad-mannered slag and tell her to get the f**k out of your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my missis nows i dont like her and i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off she is a [bANNED TEXT] tosser trys to tell my missis what to do and how to look after the baby and stuff my missis is to soft next time the fat slag tryes to touch my food ill take a run up and kick the fat bitch as hard as i can in the fanny the yoke is the only bit of the egg i like and she went and took that away from me along with my venison sasage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my missis nows i dont like her and i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off she is a [bANNED TEXT] tosser trys to tell my missis what to do and how to look after the baby and stuff my missis is to soft next time the fat slag tryes to touch my food ill take a run up and kick the fat bitch as hard as i can in the fanny the yoke is the only bit of the egg i like and she went and took that away from me along with my venison sasage. Just when i thought it couldn't get any better................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 ...i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off... You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 ...i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off... You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU b*****d, LEVEL 5 ON 'CHUCKY EGG'............GET THE f**k OUT MY HOUSE YOU FAT BITCH..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 (edited) ...i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off... You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU b*****d, LEVEL 5 ON 'CHUCKY EGG'............GET THE f**k OUT MY HOUSE YOU FAT BITCH..... :laugh: I wonder if he was taken off the tit a bit too early...? Edited September 27, 2010 by maltenby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colint5 47 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my missis nows i dont like her and i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off she is a [bANNED TEXT] tosser trys to tell my missis what to do and how to look after the baby and stuff my missis is to soft next time the fat slag tryes to touch my food ill take a run up and kick the fat bitch as hard as i can in the fanny the yoke is the only bit of the egg i like and she went and took that away from me along with my venison sasage. yep, a hard kick in the fanny might do the trick :weight_lift2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 ...i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off... You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... i get quite upset about people coming in and turning the xbox off after i have had a hard day anoys me more when its some fat lazy twat that aint got a f*****g job and they telling me to do some thing constructive its like f**k off get off yer lazy f*****g ass and find a b***%*d f*****g job ya cheep c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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