romany52 313 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 When the boss asked why I only came in 4 days a week, I told him I just couldn't manage on 3. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 I new one lad who didnt work because he said the starting age for a lollipop man[school crossing warden] was 65 and thats the only job he wanted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 While I was foreman on one site I got a phone call from one of the joiners saying he had swallowed a crisp whole and it had scarred his throat and he wasnt coming in Boy did he get some stick off the rest of the lads next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
romany52 313 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 This is a good excuse . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Heart and kidney trouble................... Heart lazy and kidney be bothered. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chopper28 0 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Had a bloke ring up the fore man were i worked said he couldnt come in because he f***ed is misses so hard he'd split her and had to take her to hospital,foreman beleaved him rest of us knew he was talkin bollocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 This is a good excuse . heard that told as a story years ago on the radio,nearly crashed on the M25 as a result,f*****g crying i was Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 This is a good excuse . heard that told as a story years ago on the radio,nearly crashed on the M25 as a result,f*****g crying i was Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) all the polish are cheaper :clapper: Thats not an excuse its true Edited July 9, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 all the polish are cheaper :clapper: Thats not an excuse its true 9 times out of ten their better workers than most of our young lads i am sad to say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) waiting for a job as santa 50 weeks a year holiday meal allowance and free uniform!!!! on waiting list Edited July 9, 2010 by arnieboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 376 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 This one always makes me laugh .... OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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