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Freddie Mercury is called in to see God .god says as i liked your music i am giving you another chance on earth, what would you like to go back as ?

Freddie replied i would like to go back as The England Keeper .God asks why ?

Freddie replies

 

I will have ten arseholes in front of me .

50,000 pricks behind me .

and i wont be able to catch anything

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sour grapes indeed lol i just cant help laughing at the fact theres about 5 million angry gingers sat around 13 inch black and white telly's fuming that englands team's so much better than theirs :cry:

nah just around a million of them,

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sour grapes indeed lol i just cant help laughing at the fact theres about 5 million angry gingers sat around 13 inch black and white telly's fuming that englands team's so much better than theirs :cry:

The priceless caption was sent to me by an English friend, make your own mind up. :whistling:

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not really my thing but my god from the odd bit i have seen they are all f*****g cheats that throw them selfs all over the place like a leg is hanging off when they have only been tapped , bunch of puffs if you ask me .

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i couldnt care less about football btw i just think its funny so many scottish people are so bitter about their own sporting ineptitude. im betting most would support germany over england,am i right? be honest.

once again,NOT MOST

just the afore mentioned million.

but to answer your question,being a hun myself i will be supporting England.

oh and cheers for proving my point about my previous comment on your anti scottish .

black and white tvs?

all ginger up here are we?

some english lads do bring the anti english stuff on themselfs.

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i think i can safely say most scottish are anti-english at least when it comes to sport

im sure there are a few exceptions to the rule,ive never met or spoken to one though

Not got ginger hair and watched your dreadful display on my 46" Tv in HD....watching the ball slip through his fingers in HD was that little bit extra special for me. :boogie:

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It's OK Scotland, (Well the Scottish who will be supporting Algeria anyway.) Instead of watching England in the World cup that your nation failed to qualify for again, You can always watch a re run of your nations favourate footballing moment of glory (not thats been many of them)....Here you go

 

 

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