MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 American,frenchman,englishman and a pakistani all on top of the effiel tower American throws a load of money over the edge "what did you do that for"the others ask. "we have so much money in the states i can afford to"the american replies The frenchman throws loads of champagne over the top and says "we have so much champagne here i can throw as much as i like over" The pakistanni looks at the englishman and says "DON'T YOU FECKING DARE" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pottyboots 1 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 American,frenchman,englishman and a pakistani all on top of the effiel tower American throws a load of money over the edge "what did you do that for"the others ask. "we have so much money in the states i can afford to"the american replies The frenchman throws loads of champagne over the top and says "we have so much champagne here i can throw as much as i like over" The pakistanni looks at the englishman and says "DON'T YOU FECKING DARE" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy100 48 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready. "Well, what is it?" he asks. "It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs." The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?" The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually I have." "That's the problem," the doctor says, "Tell him his earrings aren't made of real gold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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4x4dartmoor 2 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready. "Well, what is it?" he asks. "It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs." The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?" The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually I have." "That's the problem," the doctor says, "Tell him his earrings aren't made of real gold Not bad. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 what did santa claus say going down fred wests chimney? "excuse me" "excuse me" /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// why could'nt fred west sell his house? there was a belly in the wall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 paddys in a disco when he sees this gorgeous girl. so after a few pints he goes up and asks her to go home with him?? the girl turns round and says "sorry im on my menstral cycle"! paddy says "its ok ive got my scooter ill follow you home"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 The day before a knacker girl's wedding, her ma says to her "you know tomorro your fella is gonna wanna stick his prized possesion, in the place where you piss" she replied "feck off, he'll never fit his Transit in the sink" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 paddy rushes his misses into maternity midwife asks is she dilated paddy says dilated shes over the fekin moon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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