jjbel 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Not into the ones about dogs running into stuff, dont find them funny, seen to many sad things happen to good lamping dogs... People however is a different story. A good few years back we were out lamping and spotted a charlie, it was on a far embankment and in bewteen us and the charlie was a 40 ft sheer cliff face. We planned to go around it but my mate had other ideas and started calling it in from the top of the cliff, he went nearer and nearer to the edge, i said, "it will serve him right if he fell" then his footing went and over the edge he dissappeared! You could hear him hit the rocks on the way down and then a big thund were he landed, well we were at the top pissing our selves laughing. We shone the lamp over the edge and he was lay on a pile pf grass at the bottom, not moving. Anyway long story short, he was taken to hospital in a coma. He never did regain conciousness but i'l tell you what it always makes us laugh when we think of him, and him going over the edge, hw was a proper character..... Your not right in the head mate.... you dont like to hear about dogs running into things, but it makes you laugh that you friend died falling off a cliff? With mates like you who needs enemies!!! Quote Link to post
johnbhoy 1 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 was out lamping once with mates a while back now and we called in a charlie, sliped my dog and a mates pup they pinned it and started giving it some then my mate walked to them and the fox grabbed his trousers and immediatly he s**t himself thinking that it grabbed his leg and start shouting to me help but i couldnt because i was on the floor from laughing at him and honestly i still laugh at him today from his reaction thanks .shaun Your dog mustnt be up to much if he had the lift and your mate was able to walk up to them and he still wasnt dispached. Not havnin a dig just think mybe you shud stick to rabbits shut up nixy. sometimes the foxes lie there as if there dead then the dogs come of it. is your dogs big power houses, run up and rip the foxes head [bANNED TEXT] of its shoulders. plonker Foxes lie there dead, lol. Why you seemed pretty customed to this as you say "some" well in that case, the dog isnt doing its job, it should be dispatching them so that the fox doesnt suffer pal. A good shake from a good dog will kill 99% of all fox caught... so you trying to say uve thought a fox was dead then next the c**ts took a fly snap Quote Link to post
Guest lurchers&terriers Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Not into the ones about dogs running into stuff, dont find them funny, seen to many sad things happen to good lamping dogs... People however is a different story. A good few years back we were out lamping and spotted a charlie, it was on a far embankment and in bewteen us and the charlie was a 40 ft sheer cliff face. We planned to go around it but my mate had other ideas and started calling it in from the top of the cliff, he went nearer and nearer to the edge, i said, "it will serve him right if he fell" then his footing went and over the edge he dissappeared! You could hear him hit the rocks on the way down and then a big thund were he landed, well we were at the top pissing our selves laughing. We shone the lamp over the edge and he was lay on a pile pf grass at the bottom, not moving. Anyway long story short, he was taken to hospital in a coma. He never did regain conciousness but i'l tell you what it always makes us laugh when we think of him, and him going over the edge, hw was a proper character..... your not right in the head. How the f**k can you find that funny. You need locking up thinking that . you here a mate hitting rocks on the way down and is lying there unconscious and you find that funny. your either full of shit or mentally unstable. thats not how sane people think Quote Link to post
jack crowley 5 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE WAS SERIOUS.... Quote Link to post
iceman001979 1,316 Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 out lamping 1 night 3 off us 2 dogs sitting in abig field calling up a charlie and he was flying in l thought he was half greyhound anyway sitting calling away fox 100 yards yards 60yards next a big scream and my mate running about like a head case me and my other mate wondering what the f'''k is going on looked at my mate and the blood was in his hands and a big owl taking off into the night must have been the call 1st time ever l seen a owl gettinng called in 4 stiches late and a few pints we still laugh about it his scream near made me soil myself :11: :11: Quote Link to post
jpnixon 7 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 was out lamping once with mates a while back now and we called in a charlie, sliped my dog and a mates pup they pinned it and started giving it some then my mate walked to them and the fox grabbed his trousers and immediatly he s**t himself thinking that it grabbed his leg and start shouting to me help but i couldnt because i was on the floor from laughing at him and honestly i still laugh at him today from his reaction thanks .shaun Your dog mustnt be up to much if he had the lift and your mate was able to walk up to them and he still wasnt dispached. Not havnin a dig just think mybe you shud stick to rabbits shut up nixy. sometimes the foxes lie there as if there dead then the dogs come of it. is your dogs big power houses, run up and rip the foxes head [bANNED TEXT] of its shoulders. plonker Foxes lie there dead, lol. Why you seemed pretty customed to this as you say "some" well in that case, the dog isnt doing its job, it should be dispatching them so that the fox doesnt suffer pal. A good shake from a good dog will kill 99% of all fox caught... so you trying to say uve thought a fox was dead then next the c**ts took a fly snap wasnt tryin too go off on one but an experianced fox dog will kill a fox in seconds and thats the way its supposed to be, so before you start calling me a plonker think about what writing. Sorry if this hijacked the thread Quote Link to post
lofti 579 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE WAS SERIOUS.... nice one jack. i dont think he is ever serious funny how people bite tho in it. lofti. Quote Link to post
undisputed 1,664 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I was out lamping one day and fox came straight toward me from the back I aimed my gun and stabbed it in the eye it reversed head first into a hedge and was knocked down by a car that was parked at the side of the road. Quote Link to post
Mr Tannock 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 lol nice one :L Quote Link to post
wullielennox 158 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I was out lamping one day and fox came straight toward me from the back I aimed my gun and stabbed it in the eye it reversed head first into a hedge and was knocked down by a car that was parked at the side of the road. nice 1 undisputed. Quote Link to post
dai dogs 1,193 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 hare comes running towards the lamp with dog closing in. the dull cxnt that was with me kicks the hare broke his foot i was fuxing screaming laughing. he was screaming crying. nike trainers for you. Quote Link to post
kristian 9 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Something funny happened last weekend when we were out lamping. Was out shooting with my mate and we'd got to our second permission, he started to get his gun out of his gun bag and next thing i hear is a shot going off (yes he's put it away loaded without realising it)! my mate looks at me and says i think i've shot myself? i looked at him and said are you sure! so got a torch out shone it on him and he was holding his finger and i could see a hole in his finger by this time i was pissing myself laughing and wondering how the hell do you shoot yourself in the finger lol. I dropped him off in A&E and then he was taken to another hospital where they specialise in plastic surgery (Morriston hospital). He had to have an op to remove the pellet and rebuild his finger. hes gonna be at least 6 weeks out of work and his missus is making him sell his gun. I still speak to him every other day but i can't help laughing when i speak to him, i'm still thinking how the hell do you shot yourself in the hand? Everyone who asks me about it ends up pissing themselves laughing lol. I have told him to join the forum as he's stuck in the house for a couple of weeks bored! i wonder if he's joined and if you have math reply to this thread lol and post a pic of your hand atb Kristian aka titch Quote Link to post
lofti 579 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I was out lamping one day and fox came straight toward me from the back I aimed my gun and stabbed it in the eye it reversed head first into a hedge and was knocked down by a car that was parked at the side of the road. i bet you wish you had your camera with you that was 1 unlucky fox! lofti Quote Link to post
hotdog 8 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 [keep um coming lads, havnt laughed so much in ages. Quote Link to post
lurcherman85 0 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 out lamping one nite way the lads we saw a car park do a lane we slip do to shine da lamp in the window as u do its was the boys sister geting bucked f**k he was riping nere piss my self at him Quote Link to post
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