The one 8,585 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 A nun went to the doctors because she was feeling sick and was told she was pregnant.Totally dumbfounded at the news,The next day she storms into the monastry where the monks's lived and shouted " Right which one of you dirty b*****ds has been wanking over the candles?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the fezz 44 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 dont give up your day job ,will you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) the wife had that joke by text yesterday! edited to add...its still funny! Edited July 21, 2009 by COMPO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 :11: very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 not bad! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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matty73 4 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 im going to rob a bank dressing up in clowns wig and makeup,and il be wearing a thong and nipple tassles .ill be carrying a goat with a dildo up its arse and a tin of dulux .when im in the bank im gonna get goat to suck me off and then ill throw paint all over the walls whilst repeatedly shouting the words big fat pissflaps.once i get the cash im gonna take a shit on the floor before escaping in a van shaped like a big pink cock lets see crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,585 Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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FightTheBan 1,147 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 How do you know when your dating a rough girl... When you ask her for a blowjob and she says "no, just wank in a cup and i'll drink it in the morning". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest rich_m_04@hotmail.co.uk Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Keep the jokes coming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 A nun went to the doctors because she was feeling sick and was told she was pregnant.Totally dumbfounded at the news,The next day she storms into the monastry where the monks's lived and shouted " Right which one of you dirty b*****ds has been wanking over the candles?" Guy promises his missus he'll shoot a bird for Christmas dinner. Of course he sees zilch until Xmas Eve when a pheasant flies uo 10 feet away. Taking no chances he gives it both barrels. Missus duly cooks bird for Xmas dinner. Sitting back after, youngest son goes out to the karzy, comes back shouting "look what came out of my willy!" Mum looks, says "No problem, it's just a shot gone through your system". Bit later, 2nd son goes out, same scenario. Oldest son goes out, runs back in shouting "Guess what's happened?" Mum says "it's just a shot gone through your system" Son says "NO! I went upstairs for a wank and machine gunned the dog to death!" RicW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fieldranger09 0 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 haha, very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matty73 4 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 a women takes paddy home for sex& tells him she wants a 69 .paddy asks "whats that"? she tells him "well you put your head between my legs and i do the same to you". when they were doing it she farts ,says sorry and proceeds to start again .another minute passes and she proceeds to fart again !paddy gets up and starts to get dressed.she says "what are you doing?".he says "im not f**king hanging around for another 67 of them!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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