Guest rich_m_04@hotmail.co.uk Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Lighten up hello boss, miserable f****r. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Poach,you've forgotten the most important part of all.Jewelry,dont forget the heavy 9ct gold bracelet and sovereign ring. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 sounds like you lot are describing my mates ! you got to rember to tell eveyone how good your dog is when they just say hello to you, yeah i will , im also picking up the lingo as well mate , im gonna say stuff like , slipped him... an he hit it , an then hammered it , or what about ...., he,s 11o lbs , but if i dropped 4 lb of him he,d catch daytime hair easy , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dawnraider09 75 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a small piece of gravel in one shoe to perfect the correct walking style Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 sounds like you lot are describing my mates ! you got to rember to tell eveyone how good your dog is when they just say hello to you, yeah i will , im also picking up the lingo as well mate , im gonna say stuff like , slipped him... an he hit it , an then hammered it , or what about ...., he,s 11o lbs , but if i dropped 4 lb of him he,d catch daytime hair easy , Mate, you're going to have to learn to type properly to:. "My dog wud batta a dear lik it wuz nufink." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 what about sun glasses , not the timmy mallet shite , some armarni ones ....... propper job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 u need a pair of airmax trainers, wear ur hat on an angle, mabey smoke a doobie. ive got a spair pair of airmax if your stuck. but uve got to pay for the doobie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 u need a pair of airmax trainers, wear ur hat on an angle, mabey smoke a doobie. ive got a spair pair of airmax if your stuck. but uve got to pay for the doobie i take it a doobie aint legal .... lol what if its a 2 skin kingy , see im picking up all sorts now :drag: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogbone 0 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 u need a pair of airmax trainers, wear ur hat on an angle, mabey smoke a doobie. ive got a spair pair of airmax if your stuck. but uve got to pay for the doobie i take it a doobie aint legal .... lol what if its a 2 skin kingy , see im picking up all sorts now :drag: remember to say "the dog will do 10 on the bounce......one after another......without getting smashed....." And dont forget to have the dog on a 10ft lead and and collar 5 times too big for the dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 u need a pair of airmax trainers, wear ur hat on an angle, mabey smoke a doobie. ive got a spair pair of airmax if your stuck. but uve got to pay for the doobie i take it a doobie aint legal .... lol what if its a 2 skin kingy , see im picking up all sorts now :drag: remember to say "the dog will do 10 on the bounce......one after another......without getting smashed....." And dont forget to have the dog on a 10ft lead and and collar 5 times too big for the dog ile try that , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 what about a "born to hunt t-shirt} ????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 what about a "born to hunt t-shirt} ????????? no way! make sure the trainers are reebok classics! bright white with trainer whitener and spend about 100quid at argos on jewellery ! also get on teh army/navy surplus websites , buy one of the chains they use to hold the anchors on aircraft carriers and use that to pull teh dog about...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 as long as the dogs have never worked you should win first prize. Spot on! Lol..... Wear your tracksuit bottoms around your ankles like. That's all 3 pairs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 If you have not got any tatoos go and have some put on better if you have no hier get them done on your head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I thought u dressed like that every day anyhow :secret: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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