Differences between Glasgow and America after a terror incident at an airport:
America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me."
Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up 'n gave him a good boot, then decked him."
America: "I just wanna get home, away from here... I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die."
Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"
America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what