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  1. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    What happened to " as long as she ain't got any extra bits, I ain't fussy"
  2. Yes, obviously the way forward is to take medical advice from someone who claims to be a nurse but who you have never met and could be a fat 13 year old called Duncan !! By the way, did I ever tell anyone I was an astronought, so if you have plans to go to the moon give me a shout and I will sling a few tips your way !! My name isn't Duncan , I'm an RGN and have been for 14 years, and a vet nurse for 15 years ! it's been 21 years since I was 13, and I weigh 50kg - you call it ! Hello, your new.....I am called WILF and we have not yet been introduced............but it's good to
  3. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic...... shag - tastic huh ? thats not what buttercup said. Well she wouldn't would she cause we haven't met yet........but i am surprised i didnt match up in her obvious dream she had of me. Fingers crossed for her dream - I can't believe I missed out on you!
  4. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic...... shag - tastic huh ? thats not what buttercup said.
  5. It's fine - I may be small, but I have broad shoulders. Hell, 15 years in A/E will make you fairly bullet proof I have no doubt you can look after yourself I was just wondering what the fukc was shaking wilfs tree .......... Yes, I can, and no idea !
  6. It's fine - I may be small, but I have broad shoulders. Hell, 15 years in A/E will make you fairly bullet proof
  7. Yes, obviously the way forward is to take medical advice from someone who claims to be a nurse but who you have never met and could be a fat 13 year old called Duncan !! By the way, did I ever tell anyone I was an astronought, so if you have plans to go to the moon give me a shout and I will sling a few tips your way !! My name isn't Duncan , I'm an RGN and have been for 14 years, and a vet nurse for 15 years ! it's been 21 years since I was 13, and I weigh 50kg - you call it ! Hello, your new.....I am called WILF and we have not yet been introduced............but it's good
  8. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    Well you canny be a woman or you'll be the first thats said that too me.............. My lurchers sleep on sofas and when they get upset I hug them - what more proof do you need that I an female, other than my addiction to maltesers ?
  9. Yes, obviously the way forward is to take medical advice from someone who claims to be a nurse but who you have never met and could be a fat 13 year old called Duncan !! By the way, did I ever tell anyone I was an astronought, so if you have plans to go to the moon give me a shout and I will sling a few tips your way !! My name isn't Duncan , I'm an RGN and have been for 14 years, and a vet nurse for 15 years ! it's been 21 years since I was 13, and I weigh 50kg - you call it ! So How Old Are You Lara 34 ! and no I didn't have candles
  10. Yes, obviously the way forward is to take medical advice from someone who claims to be a nurse but who you have never met and could be a fat 13 year old called Duncan !! By the way, did I ever tell anyone I was an astronought, so if you have plans to go to the moon give me a shout and I will sling a few tips your way !! My name isn't Duncan , I'm an RGN and have been for 14 years, and a vet nurse for 15 years ! it's been 21 years since I was 13, and I weigh 50kg - you call it !
  11. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    There is only one thing you are capable of beating young man !
  12. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    muppet ! you know I am a red head, so that tan is just so fake !!!
  13. cross posted on lurcher and working dog forums - fingers crossed you get them back
  14. Ibuprofen, paracetamol and codeine - then see a dentist and get tooth sorted. I'm a nurse - trust me !
  15. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    When asked so nicely, what can I possibly say ... told you..... BBC training at its best :laugh: BBC ? Feck that, I'm NHS - and no, that is no better ! NO i mean mr Ray Mears... phew - had me worried. I thought you were a level headed sensible chappie!
  16. Saturday Sunday any good either fine for me this week and next
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    Buttercup

    When asked so nicely, what can I possibly say ... told you..... BBC training at its best :laugh: BBC ? Feck that, I'm NHS - and no, that is no better !
  18. The hat doesn't do you justice its the body that does it for me baby What can I say from your pic !
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    Buttercup

    When asked so nicely, what can I possibly say ... nothing..... now get it out.. oh and get one boob out.. i'l just imagine what the other one looks like :laugh: Left or right ?
  20. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    :laugh: PMSL. worth a try I suppose... Really ??!! It was an ambitious request granted but shy bairns get nee broth as the saying goes I'll stand you a decent beef broth, tat's and veg while you are waiting
  21. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    When asked so nicely, what can I possibly say ...
  22. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    :laugh: PMSL. worth a try I suppose... Really ??!!
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