I voted for him when I worked in London because he made it so motorbikes could use bus lanes. Halved my journey time.
Don't work there now so he can get stuffed.
Unable to ride a motorcycle
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My OLD joke book.
f**k off....... You could only lie in bed at night and dream about a couple of jokes like that......
Nightmares more like.
Note to moderators: This topic seems to have the wrong title. I clicked on it hoping to find a joke I could nick and just found this old pish.
I agree. They might be able to get a dog with the same build, colour and markings, but it won't know you, it won't have had the same experiences as the other dog, so it will just be a different dog that looks the same.
Shite you rotten sod
Don't do it! The whole idea is too ghastly to think of. Lab in his smoking jacket and pipe beckoning the youngster over for one of his "special tasks". Makes me shudder.
That might work actually.............. Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?..........
Well since there's f**k all else to do up there i would do 40 hours a week for that as long as you weren't after sexual favours like!!!
What on earth do you think you'd have to do for that kind of money? A jock offering you free board and £3 an hour? You certainly won't be the same person after. They'd have to change your title to lab's resident ***** bucket.
I haven't changed the trigger on mine, but if I wanted to it's a 5 minute job and £12 for the kit apparently. I doubt i will as the trigger seems to suit me, perhaps it doesn't suit others.
There's plenty of second hand ones around.
One day from asking for advice to PTS? What the f*ck is wrong with you? Bonding with a dog and training it is never going to be an immediate thing.
Mind you, reading your training method of shaking it when it DOES do what you want, the poor dog is probably better off now.
Oh dear. Wouldn't want to be you.
Seriously, just make sure you have declared any and all the skeletons in your closet and you'll be fine. They aren't out to trick you. They know all about you before they come. They just want to see what sort of a person you are.