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iworkwhippets

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  1. I'm sat on a chair side of my bed, they have just brought in a bloke riddled with cancer, his wife has just arrived, it's heartbreaking to see
  2. Had a rough time of it, they took me down to theatre, had the op then next thing I new it was the next day I woke up in there recovery ward , I had an internal bleed f**k me lads I was in. agony with the bleed in my neck I had to have another op to stop the bleeding, I'm still in the chelmer ward at Basildon hospital, I was warned about the risk of bleeding, but the surgeon says it was very rare, they blame the bleed on a tablet I have to take clopydogrel, I'm.absolutely drained ,but boy are there so I'll folks here it's upsetting I couldn't even empty my bladder after the op, but I'm.piss
  3. Sandy ffs talk sense, they have just told me I have a leaking heart valve, so now they are deciding what to do , as for a bath or shower, I had all that done whilst you were in ya pit
  4. Should have gone down for my op at 9 this morning, but summat has shown on my ECG scan, so they are checking that out see what's the problem
  5. Morning chaps, nurse just fitting my surgical stockings, eh, helloooo, I knows how to roll I do , I'm normally in the kitchen doing a fry up, I'm.absolutely famished
  6. Cheers matey, I've just got my head down, I'm.all.in, didn't get much kip last night, I wasn't looking forward to today, it's an elec bed, and I've been pushing that many positions get comfy I've ended up.on the floor
  7. Eh, now look len my son, ken, socks has actually replied to.my topic, oh dear, I've summat to put up with on.this forum , lol
  8. Bugger off you, I knows where u live, want me come round and rip ya front grates out, lol, cheers pal,nurse just been take my blood pressure, size of her bum cheeks Christ all mighty
  9. Take your top.of sir, female a great striving coloured nurse just.been and.shaved me, god she. was a huge bugger, I'm.a six footer and she.towered over me anyway job done , all electric
  10. Porter just tooke for x-ray, nice bloke he's just shown.me the five bells pub, through my window at Basildon hospital , and as we both looked the me ward window at.the lovely countryside views, was this hare just ambling along
  11. All electric fer me pal?
  12. Hello.my good chap, who the fucks ken,
  13. Nurses are calling in on me at 8 pm, to shave my chest n bollocks, eh ffs
  14. Farmers out as I look through my window, crop spraying, he's just gone onto the next field,hares in abundance bombing about
  15. Lol cheers pal, and I hope I find you n yours in God health, the nurse has just been see me to explain tomorrows procedure, I haven't a f****n clue what she was on about,
  16. It's bringing back happy memories fer me looking through my window, me n.Nell.out every day, no matter what the weather we loved it, I'm.not joking lads the view I have is a tonic to me, what wouldn't I give to walk out of here and into the fields I'm.looking at
  17. Just been admitted to my ward, what a view, I look through my window to vast countryside, f**k me I'd be in my element we a stonkin lurcher , as far as I can see, rolling countryside , must go now sausage n mash on the way, I'm f****n peggin out here
  18. One step ahead of u matey already done that
  19. I've contacted funerals direct
  20. Scheduled for surgery tomorrow morning 9 am
  21. send him my regards if you dont mind Dido, i liked him, good sense of humour , thank you
  22. daughters on the way down , we a couple of steak slices from greggs, so they will go on my plate as well
  23. thanks lads, nowt to eat from midnight she says, so im getting stuck in right now, steak, mushrooms, mash n gravy , spud more than a pig thats me
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