i spend more time on my arse these days Davey, ive come some croppers out in them fields, 2002, i was shimmying a woooden gate and the blooddy thing collapsed underneath me, a shard of wood went straight through my leg, 3 doctors at my local surgery worked on my right leg, the pulse in my foot had stopped, and my leg swelled twice its size, ive a 6 inch scar to prove it. even my balls turned black