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Everything posted by baw
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I'm gonna try pal lol.... biting me lip as I type... there is a thread I'm dying to get involved in but alas no....
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A farmer buys a young cock. As soon it's home it shags the 150 hens!!! Farmer is impressed. Luch time it screws them again!!! Farmer tense now. Next day he scres the ducks and geese. Later he finds the cock pale and half dead lying on the ground with vultures circling. Serves you right you horny c**t says farmer... shhh replies the cock, they are about to land.
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3 sisters, Ann, Jan and Fanny all have big feet. Ann and Jan go on a double date... One of the boys remarks, Jesus, you have big feet!!! Ann replies, If you think they are big, you should see our Fannies, they are huge!!!
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An old lady goes to the doctors. She sits down, drops her knickers and lifts her leg... Wait a minute says the doctor, I'm not a gynaecologist!!! I know she says, but it's the valentines ball at the seniors club the night and my husband needs his teeth back.
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LOL mate. don't know what to say to that lol, getting a bit tricky this conversation... or should I say, sticky.... eeeewww
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Sounds like something you'd get at an Indian restaurant eh......Sticky Nan....lol
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FPMSL you've still got it mate..... well done.
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Some c**t chapped my door last night about 11.30... said, can you give me a push!!! Thought to myself, no f****n snow now, must be a flat battery... so I says, give me 2 mins till I put me boots on.... out I go, no sign of him!!! Where are you, I shouted? On the swings was the reply!!!