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  1. That site you wanted pal:

    http://grannybar.com/

    Each to their own i surpose. lol

  2. you must love cock because your always going on about it you little puffter

    ......lol

  3. you took the legends pal to disputing that, but your youth don't even go into town anymore from what i can gather and blades never take a firm to other teams but your right its not worth the hassle glad i'm band in a way lol

    ATB pal.

  4. " Were the famous Sheffield Wednesday and we going to win the league! Win the league,win the league"

    1. x38

      x38

      OCS.com...lol

       

    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      all wednesday aren't we?

  5. "A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

    1. Ideation

      Ideation

      Brilliant, where's that from?

    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      black adder mate

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      here the words i sing,wars a horrid thing.so i sing sing sing.ding a ling a ling.i can go all night.not with a bayonet thrugh your neck you cant! lol

  6. "Bra Sizes" Have u ever wondered whyA,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,GG and H are the Lettersused 4 bra sizes? If u have wondered why,but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,Well its about time you got to know!(A) Almost Boobs...(B) Barely there.© Can't Complain!(D) Damn!(DD) Double Damn!(E) Enormous!(F) Flippin hell(G) God Damn.(GG) Got 2 Grab ( H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

  7. "Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it."

  8. “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

  9. @tb25 your sister is stunning i'm adding her mate

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    2. tb25

      tb25

      it runs in the family mate

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      lol must admit tb is a looker xxx

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Whats this about tb's sister.....? Tell me, tell me,tell me..............

  10. £89M on lottery coming my way tonight

    1. mayhem

      mayhem

      I think u will find it's guna be mine lol

    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      if you win judge buy lab an indoor hatchery,stop him from moaning about the f*****g weather ;p

    3. Lab

      Lab

      please do.......

  11. 18 pages of comments from blokes lab, why dont you just come out the closet pal lol

  12. 1hr 29mins till i can have a smoke

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    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      i will do after this weekend

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      i could never see myself giving up smoking.i enjoy them to much,f*****g killing me but hey could get ran over tomorrow

    4. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Rather be happy than bitching when hit by the truck :)

  13. 1st time advertising my plastering business had a couple of calls already, hope fully things are changing for the better

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    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      i would need to peg my nose for your house bogger! cheers fellas.

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      soft cnut i live in chatsworth house lol

    4. judge2010

      judge2010

      in the sevent quarters eh pal. hurry up with my quail eggs lol

  14. 2 days with 2 dogs in a flat, should be fun

  15. 2 happy dogs laying in the garden eating pigs ears after a 3hour walk in the woods. it really is a f**k dogs life

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    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol id rather stick pins in my eyes.

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      why can you go out scot will your maascara run? lol

    4. judge2010
  16. 2 massive jobs in the space of 24hours for next week.

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      And tomorrows lottery numbers are......lol

    3. judge2010

      judge2010

      still paying your gyro though simoman. lol

    4. johnny boy68
  17. ‎3 Office Girls in a lift notice a stain on the wall. The sheffield lass says, 'That looks like sperm !' The doncaster girl sniffs it & says, 'Smells like sperm too!' The barnsley lass licks it & says, 'Well, it's nobody from our Office!'

  18. 3broadband is shit

    1. long dogs

      long dogs

      yeh mate your right there

    2. tb25

      tb25

      catnt beat a good virgin

    3. scothunter
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