Serious now mate, and I can't really believe I've forgotten about this til literally right now. A week yesterday me and the mrs went for a carvery. Got our grub, sat down and started eating, then this old chinese couple came in, went up got their grub, and as they walked past us to sit down, I couldn't help but notice he had all the normal for a carvery, veg, meat etc, and it was covered in,......... BAKED BEANS!! I swear to god!! ? what the f**k is that all about?! ?