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Lab

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  1. Remember a mate of mine saying years ago when we were at school they plucked a number out of the phone book and dialled the number. An older lady answered and said "Is that you Paul(something like that) they had got the boys Gran. Anyway they went along with it saying that they were stuck in the house and a group of boys were outside and they were going to get killed. They put the phone down and dialled back giving it the heavy breathing and saying they wanted to do this and that to the granny and she was shouting down the phone "Paul, paul thats disgusting....wait too i tell your mother...."!
  2. Feck me that is old wiring, i'm 46 and White was used before i started. Right then. If you can, turn the lighting circuit on on it's own. Leave the rest of the fuses out of the fuseboard. Now the tricky bit. Undo the Red and touch it onto either the White or Blue terminal of the dimmer. The light should come on, if not go and switch the other switch on, then try again. If still nothing, get the whole house re-wired LOL. (Joke) If that doesn't work then i afraid you'll need someone to have a look your end. Arch. I recently got a new fuse box so they are marked lights and sockets.
  3. Am here Ossie.... Got to switch off all the power and its fecking up the laptop. I have dimmer of the wall and theres a red, white and blue set of wires(quite annoying) and an earth. Next?
  4. Cheers......al have a wee look..................oh dear here goes!!!
  5. my mum was asking what time you let ozzy stay out to with the dogs i have a 11pm curfew and im trying to get it extended,if she see others mothers are letting them stay out late,her arm may just be twisted.thanks in advance Your mums right though..............your a little shit that can't be trusted to run about in the dark.......
  6. tbh mate i would see if you get a spark,ive seen the results of messing with electricity.its not worth it.also if your going away at the weekend.you dont wanna leave the girl with dodgy sockets. Well thats going to get torn to f*****g shreds just shortly on here....................
  7. Theres another 2 lights in the living room and they are fine. All the other lights bedrooms/bathrooms/kitchen and hall are all working. Its just this b*****d in the middle.....
  8. Just checked the dimmer and theres no blackness around switch(could still be f****d for all i know) that still doesn't expalin why the switch in the kitchen is also f****d?
  9. I hope thats a joke. Its a very old house i'm in and i did get some electrical work done at the start. Cant be anything as bad as that as the rest of the house is fine....
  10. "He does mare greetin than a christmas card"..
  11. There busy digging the garden.....i've told them to dig 2 6ft deep holes as the season is finished and there looking for there wages....................
  12. It-it it-its sti-sti-sti-still gett-gett gett- getting power at-at-at-at the sock-sock-sock-et ya ya ya b*****d!!!.... None of the bulbs are working but they look fine. Just ried a bulb in another lamp and its fine. So could it be possible that when the bulb poped it surged back and f****d the swirch in the kitchen AND the dimmer in the living room. I've very reluctant to start mucking around with the electric as i have got a weekend in Cardiff in a few days and i'd really like too be there....
  13. ......the lads say that when were out on the mountain bikes too mate......Can be cycling along and when they want to put the foot down they say "Right get the hammer down"...
  14. "Its raining cats and dugs".............
  15. Shepp the light has to switches. A single switch in the kitchen and a dimmer in the living room?....
  16. Lab

    Forest Boy

    His names Ray...... Surname isn't Mears is it..................
  17. Went to switch the living room light on last night and 'pop' goes 1 of the bulbs. I have one of the small chandelier type things with 5 bulbs. So anyway 4 of the bulbs are fine and i swapped the burst bulb. Went through to fuse box and clicked up the breaker switch and tried light and f**k all???? All the others are working but the main light is fecked.......any ideas... Cheers.....
  18. Lab

    Vans

    was looking at the astra estates the other day mate fancied the 1.9 sri but dont think the misses would get insured seen the 1.3 cdti but didnt know if it would have been to slow? Dont get the SRI version. I have the car and calling it an SRI should be against trade discriptions...........had a hire turbo deisel astra van(auto) and it was like shit of a shovel. Got a Renault Kangoo myself.......cracking wee van and got it for £375 so it could blow up tomorrow for all i care....
  19. Do you know if there still making them new mate?.................
  20. If it's no dumpling 'in' the fridge it's the f*****g dumplings on here you've got to worry about!!!!..... Lol
  21. look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal Hard as nails you see....... thats one way of looking at it Your right.....thick as f**k too....
  22. l200 the warrior or animal are the best models and try and get a 2.8 as timing chain Sorry mate i dont get you, what do you mean "2.8 as timing chain"?.... if you get a mitsubishi l200 warrior or animal as there the better models but they normally got a 2.5td engine and they have cam belts witch normally cause the engine troubles with them same as the shoguns and pajeros but if you get one with the 2.8td engine it has a timing chain so without the belt being able to break u dont get the engine problems I have a 60 plate warrior.....i have never heard of a 2.8 version....?. th
  23. Now you mention it Scott, when i was modelling swinwear for Matalan Daniel Craig saw my posters outside kwiksave and asked to meet me, i gave him some tips on improving his six pack and has i took him to McColls for a twix and bottle of banana milk he asked me if he could have a spin in my car, i told him to be carefull as i was an excellent driver(and lover) and the car was very quick, two days later Daniel changed the car on the set of Casino Royal from a Fait Multipla to a Aston Martin Vantage, Daniel and i are still friends today and he still reminisses about the day i ran Biggins over, gr
  24. look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal Hard as nails you see.......
  25. My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!!
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