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  1. Depends on where the rabbits are though eh?
  2. Still no fox......:-(

    1. Malt

      Malt

      I sense a capt'n Ahab theme going on here, that fox will be the end of you both! lol

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      I'm sense there is a smoky on our tail I'm off me like

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Lab , you couldn't catch a fecking cold .lol

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  3. Lab

    Wuss

    ....Reminds me of the rumour that used to go about my town about a guy that punched a cow..................and drapped it!!....FPMSL...
  4. I bet Bobby Charlton would have something to say about that.... When did Bobby Charlton ever play for Newcastle I reckon Jackie Milburn might of had something to say......maybe even Andy Cole...............spose Shearer takes some beating though is right. I thought he was talking about England........obviously!!..
  5. I bet Bobby Charlton would have something to say about that....
  6. check labs ginger locks lol Couple eh fanniessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
  7. f**k me its Jimmy Saville at present........... you want a lenny a it? If i did i'd better keep it cause it would be far to big for you................. its stretchy enough tae get it over yer fat arse lol It sure is........it covered a whole arse there that i can see........ no chance, youd need to stitch 2 a them together for you Your right...i'll need to calm this gym shit down a tad........... Oh and talking about fannies we can see yours....its where your cock should be.........
  8. f**k me its Jimmy Saville at present........... you want a lenny a it? If i did i'd better keep it cause it would be far to big for you................. its stretchy enough tae get it over yer fat arse lol It sure is........it covered a whole arse there that i can see........
  9. f**k me its Jimmy Saville at present........... you want a lenny a it? If i did i'd better keep it cause it would be far to big for you.................
  10. 2 hunting jocks born on the same day.....come on thats got to narrow it down a bit...... Maybe his dad, was as good at planning for his son to be born on the 12th, as mine was lol I just heard of someone that is a mad celtic fan and his girl has just had a baby today............ Be as well going the whole hog and calling him Billy.............
  11. Lab

    Haye Chishora

    Is the pope catholic .........Look out for the dark haired good looking dude 4 or 5 rows back Think it might be a good fight actually....whos your money on Stig. Are you sitting next to him like.......
  12. f**k me its Jimmy Saville at present...........
  13. Ok i've got it......do you get a free pass at the Sunbed shop for being a f*****g big jessie.................
  14. thats sunbeds tho, thats fake lol Oh tell me thats true...........
  15. Lab

    poetry club

    there was an old scot called lab-tastic, nice lad but he is a spastic, has fat Labradors,wears ladies nickers and draws, and fucks pheasants till they cant take no more..... When that slavering c**t Stewie, left for Sweden.... My thoughts were "Thank f**k" cause he does ma heed in.... A liverpool fan through and through... But am sick of his pish about Big Jock Knew... He didnt turn up at Dans, so guilty as sin... When i do meet up with him i'll kick his c**t in....
  16. No.....is it the 13th comes after it?... :no: Well tell me then....the suspense is killing me....
  17. Well the snares were out last night but no joy.....i think tonight is the night for the wee sneaky b*****d...:-)

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Very good Tomano......:-)

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      We've got a smokey on or tail bandit lol ?

    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      We've got a smokey on or tail bandit lol ?

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  18. No.....is it the 13th comes after it?...
  19. Lab

    poetry club

    I'll have a go then...................... Well its morning again.... So turn on the pc... The hunting life as usual... Wonder whos been talking the piss out of me... Will it be Mick, his pictures are a farce... Lying on the couch with his finger up his arse.... Remember the day with that bloody Hog weed... Not interested says Mick just wanting a feed.... Or will it be Stabba the plump gentleman queer... Thank f**k he stays miles away and nowhere near... He couldn't get a f**k, unless he'd to pay her... Imagine the shame, your hero Leo Sayer.... And what about Christain
  20. Lab

    Wuss

    I'm sure it does mate. I never walk through the middle of cattle i dont know.........no chance will you get me out in the field with the things. Even horses i have a bit of a fear of....anything that size could kill you and not even know it. I'll stay on the other side of the fence.... thats my stance too mate raynardman was ripping the piss out of me but im not ashamed lol I'm sure it does mate. I never walk through the middle of cattle i dont know.........no chance will you get me out in the field with the things. Even horses i have a bit of a fear of....anything that size could k
  21. Lab

    Wuss

    I'm sure it does mate. I never walk through the middle of cattle i dont know.........no chance will you get me out in the field with the things. Even horses i have a bit of a fear of....anything that size could kill you and not even know it. I'll stay on the other side of the fence....
  22. Lab

    Wuss

    Dont you worry about it mate.....when very near a tonne of beef is running at you then get the f**k out the way thats what i say...especially when you have dogs with you.....Jesus its not like it was a spider.....
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