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  1. We will save you for the testimonials when we need a good crowd in ! Lol lol lolTheres nothing i'd like more than coming down there and Hammering the Hammers..........i'd wind you up and another member on here whos name slips my mind at the minute.... You get wilf, I'll take that other wee c**t
  2. We will save you for the testimonials when we need a good crowd in ! Lol lol lol Theres nothing i'd like more than coming down there and Hammering the Hammers..........i'd wind you up and another member on here whos name slips my mind at the minute....
  3. Am going to say it........Once the top dogs decide they have hidden long enough and let the Hoops come down and join your leagues then you'll be in trouble.........Man U..pfffft!!!..
  4. Ha.....I reckon i could write Gnasher reply too this off by heart by now......
  5. Yes there sure is.....and ironically he makes f***ing catapults....
  6. Lab

    Joke

    .....Ruby ya tit!!. "Fizzy Pop"........i thought it was Hartlepool you stayed not f***ing California......."Hey Mom, can me and Brad get a fizzy pop before we hit the beach?"....
  7. Lab

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging b
  8. Lab

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging b
  9. BREAKING NEWS: Now the supermarket meat scandal has moved onto B&Q. Reports can verify that their solid wood flooring has laminit!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Surely you should have said "lamb" jokes....lol

    2. walshie

      walshie

      He uses the ones me and Paulus have rejected. lol

    3. PIL

      PIL

      WWW.lamejokes.com

      Lol

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  10. Lab

    Joke

    Aye so ye keep saying....still waiting on ma heating getting fixed....
  11. Lab

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12??
  12. Lab

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12??
  13. Lab

    Joke

    I paid ya c**ts............if she wants to go back there she can f***ing pay next time....6.95 for half a breakfast...very near died!!
  14. Theres as much chance of you beating me at golf as there is at finding one of those f***ing things in my house. Thats the Union flag by the way not a whippet.... But theres no chance of one of they skinny fuckers either!! won the club comp on saturday and took the money, then sunday 16 played £10 ahead winner takes all, took that aswell and dont slag my flag ya fecker, dont know what all the fuss is about, it caused feckin murders when i would.nt stand up for the irish anthem when i was on the piss in sligo, no wonder johnny would'nt meet up with you in cardiff I wouldn't have st
  15. Lab

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver....
  16. Theres as much chance of you beating me at golf as there is at finding one of those f***ing things in my house. Thats the Union flag by the way not a whippet.... But theres no chance of one of they skinny fuckers either!! won the club comp on saturday and took the money, then sunday 16 played £10 ahead winner takes all, took that aswell and dont slag my flag ya fecker, dont know what all the fuss is about, it caused feckin murders when i would.nt stand up for the irish anthem when i was on the piss in sligo, no wonder johnny would'nt meet up with you in cardiff I wouldn't have st
  17. Lab

    Joke

    You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler .....Nope she is very nice actually.........
  18. Lab

    Joke

    Thats hardly respectable Mod behaviour is it.....and to think i voted for you to be a Mod......
  19. Lab

    Joke

    You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe....
  20. Theres as much chance of you beating me at golf as there is at finding one of those f***ing things in my house. Thats the Union flag by the way not a whippet.... But theres no chance of one of they skinny fuckers either!!
  21. ....some c**t would be coming with me then....
  22. I'd have had to leave......only after jumping on a table and giving it a bit of the old Fields of Athenry of course... My family parties are a world away from your mate.......proper sing song, not this bigoted pish....
  23. Canny help it if either sex find me attractive..............and he never had a beard, he actually had lovely skin....
  24. Another f***ing "4 to an upturned barstool" pub by the sounds of it?...
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