I was fishing a loch mate, was about 8 at night, can't mind the loch but it was narrow, mountains down to the water. Water was like glass, dead still, midges eating me alive lol but ahem, anyhow, in the distance, vibrating off the mountains up the loch was a piper playing, just me and the only noise was the piper, it was f*****g awesome and something ill never forget.
How low can you get.....poaching the mans loch at his funeral.....c**t!!!....